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[Game] RPG captions!

Started by JongWK, September 15, 2006, 12:36:24 PM

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fonkaygarry

In that case, here's my attempt at the lightning pic:

Generations of sacrifice and prayer to the storm spirits of the northern continent has anthropomorphized them to an astonishing degree.  Untrained (read non-magical) individuals, if their piety is sufficient, can ask them for aid, even call them from storm clouds.

There are recorded legends of tragic romances between the storm spirits and their human worshippers.  To the last, they end with the fatal kiss of a lightning bolt.
teamchimp: I'm doing problem sets concerning inbreeding and effective population size.....I absolutely know this will get me the hot bitches.

My jiujitsu is no match for sharks, ninjas with uzis, and hot lava. Somehow I persist. -Fat Cat

"I do believe; help my unbelief!" -Mark 9:24

SunBoy

Quote from: fonkaygarryGood one, JamesV

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35352644/?qo=16&q=by%3A343guiltyspark+sort%3Atime+-in%3Ascraps

When did DeviantArt get good, anyway?  Back in the day it was nothing but furries...

In planet Gizmet, the artificial intelligence has evolved past the point of sentience, achieving after a few centuries the level of moral decadence it shows nowadays. Showbiz is almost an obsession for those machines, and the cult of personality enjoyed by this guy, Roberto Menendez, is without peer.

Now try this:


PS: Hey, JW, my first post, and it's a reply to you!! Yay!! -Now to the pipe thread...
"Real randomness, I\'ve discovered, is the result of two or more role-players interacting"

Erick Wujcik, 2007

JongWK

Hey there, SunBoy!

Here's a new pic:

"I give the gift of endless imagination."
~~Gary Gygax (1938 - 2008)


droog

The katoy of Mszptlk City in Abalarabia are illusionist male mages who use their spells to appear as stunningly buxom streetwalkers. While they like to pose for portraits with curved knives, their martial skills tend to be less developed than their illusionary bosoms.
The past lives on in your front room
The poor still weak the rich still rule
History lives in the books at home
The books at home

Gang of Four
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droog

The past lives on in your front room
The poor still weak the rich still rule
History lives in the books at home
The books at home

Gang of Four
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JamesV

Jaime Kozlowski: Space Cowgirl

Yes I'm being serious!
Running: Dogs of WAR - Beer & Pretzels & Bullets
Planning to Run: Godbound or Stars Without Number
Playing: Star Wars D20 Rev.

A lack of moderation doesn\'t mean saying every asshole thing that pops into your head.

JongWK

"I give the gift of endless imagination."
~~Gary Gygax (1938 - 2008)


JongWK

"I give the gift of endless imagination."
~~Gary Gygax (1938 - 2008)


fonkaygarry

Driven from their ancestral homes by the expansionism of the Twin Kingdoms, the Ocean People (no idea for a name), in desperation, built their cities on great stone bridges in narrow ocean passes.

They seized all the power of the Continent without even trying.  No armies can breach their barrier mountain ranges; no navies can break their blockades.  Fifteen city-states, a population of less than half a million, control the fates of two empires and ten million souls.

No picture tonight, maybe one tomorrow.  orz
teamchimp: I'm doing problem sets concerning inbreeding and effective population size.....I absolutely know this will get me the hot bitches.

My jiujitsu is no match for sharks, ninjas with uzis, and hot lava. Somehow I persist. -Fat Cat

"I do believe; help my unbelief!" -Mark 9:24

JongWK

Quote from: fonkaygarryNo picture tonight, maybe one tomorrow.  orz

:pics:
"I give the gift of endless imagination."
~~Gary Gygax (1938 - 2008)


JamesV

Running: Dogs of WAR - Beer & Pretzels & Bullets
Planning to Run: Godbound or Stars Without Number
Playing: Star Wars D20 Rev.

A lack of moderation doesn\'t mean saying every asshole thing that pops into your head.

Vellorian

Quote from: JamesV

Damnit!  Where's my distributor cap!
Ian Vellore
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" -- Patrick Henry

JamesV

Quote from: VellorianDamnit!  Where's my distributor cap!
Okay, I did laugh, but c'mon, there has to be something really cool to say bubbling in that wit of yours.

Give it a try. :)
Running: Dogs of WAR - Beer & Pretzels & Bullets
Planning to Run: Godbound or Stars Without Number
Playing: Star Wars D20 Rev.

A lack of moderation doesn\'t mean saying every asshole thing that pops into your head.

Nicephorus

Quote from: JamesV
I'll play it straight for once.

In the abandoned city, starving ownerless robots are a major hazard.  They roam through neighborhoods looking for any electrical source they can find - live wires passing through, generators that have fuel, undrained capacitors, everything is checked for a few more hours of life.  

Once elegant machines capable of both heavy labor and sophisticated calculations have been reduced to metal monsters looking for their next fix.  If you travel into the city, come prepared with either batteries to throw as bribes or high caliber guns with metal piercing rounds.  If you want to survive long treks into the city, you might want to strike a deal with a robot; once fully charged, they can communicate virtually anything about the city when desperation isn't overwriting their thoughts.  Plus it helps to have one as a bodyguard against other robots.

The robots rarely travel in groups (probably because most of the sources are too small to share) but some internal code keeps them from atacking each other.  Unless one of them loses all charge, then all bets are off.

Nicephorus