Quote from: SeanchaiThe truth is a downer. Seriously, dude. We were having fun. We had fiery puppets and had all gotten our jackboots polished up to march in Pundit's Army. Now all we have is, "Uh, dude, I was just joking..." Boo. Hiss. Try again.

Seanchai

No, no.  John Kim hates hamsters.  Hamsters are kind of like squirrels without tails.  So, John Kim thinks Hinterwelt Games is unprofessional.  See?

Pete

Quote from: pspahnSo, John Kim thinks Hinterwelt Games is unprofessional.

At least that's something everyone here could get behind.

Quote from: pspahnNo, no.  John Kim hates hamsters.  Hamsters are kind of like squirrels without tails.  So, John Kim thinks Hinterwelt Games is unprofessional.  See?

OK, so not wanting to disappoint...  

I hate hamsters, squirrels, and puppets.  And not only is making a game with squirrels or hamsters unprofessional, it is immoral -- second only to making a game with elves that doesn't involve the words "anal" and "oral".  

Oh, and to walkerp-ize myself, unprofessional RPG makers shouldn't just be hounded out of the market, but killed to make room for more natural life (except, of course, for hamsters and squirrels).  

:insane:

Quote from: droogWell, I guess the Doc thought a news item with Ron in it would go down well around here. Nice troll, Doc....

Yeah, okay.  Way my wife understood it and told me, it was like RE was dissin' on Chris.  I was all, "Dude!  What...?"  So I posted it 'cause I was kinda ticked/confused.

WhhhhhhhhhUPPS.

Think what you want, droog.  I cowboyed up and apologized and moved on.

I have already burned several puppets in effigy. You people owe me.

Quote from: SeanchaiThe truth is a downer. Seriously, dude. We were having fun. We had fiery puppets and had all gotten our jackboots polished up to march in Pundit's Army. Now all we have is, "Uh, dude, I was just joking..." Boo. Hiss. Try again.

And I was so hoping it would reach the stage when we discovered that people were secretly crying out for help from the tryanny of puppet play.

Regards,
David R

Quote from: Seanchai(Although, personally, I find folks banging puppets to be disgusting, Lars and the Real Girl aside).

Google "Teddy Babe"

I dare you :eek:

Quote from: Dr Rotwang!Think what you want, droog.  I cowboyed up and apologized and moved on.

You want your leg back?

Quote from: jhkimOK, so not wanting to disappoint...  

I hate hamsters, squirrels, and puppets.  And not only is making a game with squirrels or hamsters unprofessional, it is immoral -- second only to making a game with elves that doesn't involve the words "anal" and "oral".  

Oh, and to walkerp-ize myself, unprofessional RPG makers shouldn't just be hounded out of the market, but killed to make room for more natural life (except, of course, for hamsters and squirrels).  

:insane:

Bring it on Bitches!!

:duel:

Bill

Edit: Well, sorry, that wasn't very professional. Should read "Eat my nuts bitches!"

This site is purely for aardvarkian "adventure" gaming. We will have none of your great story nut squirrelnista "thematic" play here. Remember folks Bill started all of this with his "colon damage" post.

Regards,
David R

Quote from: HinterWeltBring it on Bitches!!

:duel:

Bill

Edit: Well, sorry, that wasn't very professional. Should read "Eat my nuts bitches!"

"Know Your Nuts - Handle Them Every Day!"

Quote from: David RThis site is purely for aardvarkian "adventure" gaming. We will have none of your great story nut squirrelnista "thematic" play here. Remember folks Bill started all of this with his "colon damage" post.

Regards,
David R

Ummm...are you saying we can't discuss aardvarkian story games?

Fascist.

Quote from: James J SkachUmmm...are you saying we can't discuss aardvarkian story games?

Fascist.

Stories are just a byproduct of Aardvarkian adventure play!

Pinko-commie hippy!

-clash

Quote from: David RThis site is purely for aardvarkian "adventure" gaming. We will have none of your great story nut squirrelnista "thematic" play here. Remember folks Bill started all of this with his "colon damage" post.

Regards,
David R

It is sad really. You have played Aardvarks so long you don't even realize you are not having fun. The biggest part is that you do not now you have colon damage anyway. You just keep tooling away at you Aardvarks and Ant Hills thinking "Oh, I am having fun" but really, you just don't understand that there are alternatives out there. A whole squirrel style of gaming is so much more fun. Remember folks, the Big Nut model of play, Squirrel-Cat-Dog or SCD, can be your guide to cognizant game design.

Bill

Quote from: droogYou want your leg back?

That wasn't my leg.     :naughty: