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You're a Pussy

Started by One Horse Town, June 04, 2014, 07:43:31 PM

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Herr Arnulfe

#75
June 05, 2014, 07:12:36 PM
Quote from: One Horse Town;755562I mean, there's the WFRP whiffs! crowd.

Well, yeah, it's WFRP you tossers. Go play FASERIP if you want to play super-heroes.
I still maintain that people who believe high whiff + shit-covered boots = "grim & gritty" simply don't get it.
 

One Horse Town

#76
June 05, 2014, 07:38:47 PM
Quote from: The Butcher;755697Thought so :)

Like I said, I agree with the spirit of the thread, even if I'm kind of iffy on the word choice.

I was kinda shooting for irony, but hey ho.

crkrueger

#77
June 05, 2014, 09:38:32 PM
Quote from: dragoner;755787Yup. It's funny how the word freaks people out.
Women should reclaim the world cunt.  It just goes well with cock (yes pun intended).
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Xavier Onassiss

#78
June 06, 2014, 01:06:07 AM
Quote from: dragoner;755792It is all just anatomy; engineering has warped my brain though, to me, it is all just another part, like a flywheel.

Some people's got vaginas, some gots foreskins (or they used to...) but if anyone's got a flywheel, I'm not sure I wanna know!

Marleycat

#79
June 06, 2014, 01:26:06 AM
Quote from: CRKrueger;755837Women should reclaim the world cunt.  It just goes well with cock (yes pun intended).

Well I have a pussy and I'm also am a cunt. Whatcha got to say now? Please do sir.;)
Don\'t mess with cats we kill wizards in one blow.;)

dragoner

#80
June 06, 2014, 01:48:31 AM
Quote from: Xavier Onassiss;755905Some people's got vaginas ...

Yes, Kangaroos have three.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/04/17/kangaroos-have-three-vaginas/
The most beautiful peonies I ever saw ... were grown in almost pure cat excrement.
-Vonnegut

crkrueger

#81
June 06, 2014, 05:32:08 AM
Quote from: dragoner;755908Yes, Kangaroos have three.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2012/04/17/kangaroos-have-three-vaginas/

Now that's a party.
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Opaopajr

#82
June 06, 2014, 06:50:33 AM
Quote from: CRKrueger;755837Women should reclaim the world cunt.

Not only must this be translated into a geographical place, but it must be the ending locale of a grand adventure!
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

crkrueger

#83
June 06, 2014, 07:31:27 AM
Quote from: Opaopajr;755965Not only must this be translated into a geographical place, but it must be the ending locale of a grand adventure!

Roflmao, now that's one hell of a typo.  Although it does fit well with Reign, doesn't it?
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

Nexus

#84
June 06, 2014, 08:51:45 AM
Quote from: Kiero;755566I do full contact martial arts. You hit people and get hit in return. If someone's better than you, or bigger, or stronger, or faster, you suck it up and try your best to work around it.

I have two healthy children, I know my balls actually work.

After those two, frankly any other supposed measures of "manliness" pale in comparison. Deriving some sense of adequacy (or worse still, masculinity) from the way you play your games of make-believe, makes you a pussy.

Wow, you just managed to scoff at Internet Tough guys while being an Internet Tough Guy. Impressive. :D
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Nexus

#85
June 06, 2014, 08:59:29 AM
Quote from: One Horse Town;755681Dick is offensive to men. I prefer you use something gender-neutral like 'flambastergun'.

;)

.

Or Nononaughty?

Or is that too sex negative?
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Bedrockbrendan

#86
June 06, 2014, 09:04:25 AM
Quote from: Nexus;755990Wow, you just managed to scoff at Internet Tough guys while being an Internet Tough Guy. Impressive. :D

Careful, you might be talking to Mike Tyson.

Nexus

#87
June 06, 2014, 09:07:41 AM
Quote from: Xavier Onassiss;755905Some people's got vaginas, some gots foreskins (or they used to...) but if anyone's got a flywheel, I'm not sure I wanna know!

O.o

That image is going to be stuck in my head for awhile.
Remember when Illinois Nazis where a joke in the Blue Brothers movie?

Democracy, meh? (538)

 "The salient fact of American politics is that there are fifty to seventy million voters each of whom will volunteer to live, with his family, in a cardboard box under an overpass, and cook sparrows on an old curtain rod, if someone would only guarantee that the black, gay, Hispanic, liberal, whatever, in the next box over doesn't even have a curtain rod, or a sparrow to put on it."

Bill

#88
June 06, 2014, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: Xavier Onassiss;755905Some people's got vaginas, some gots foreskins (or they used to...) but if anyone's got a flywheel, I'm not sure I wanna know!

Flywheel must be a body alteration from Cyberpunk.

Black Vulmea

#89
June 06, 2014, 11:00:57 AM
Quote from: Opaopajr;755965Not only must this be translated into a geographical place, but it must be the ending locale of a grand adventure!
"Of course five generic Kobolds in a plain room is going to be dull. Making it potentially not dull is kinda the GM\'s job." - #Ladybird, theRPGsite

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