Oh, you crazy crazy Newfies. Where ya at?

Quote from: HackmastergeneralFeel free to mock my Newfoundlander-ness any time (though, as a Merkin, you likely couldn't find it on a map, cause it ain't got U. S and A in the title...yuk yuk)

I wouldn't have the first idea where to begin to mock a Newfoundlander...

Quote from: HackmastergeneralAre you kidding?  She's said she's the country redneck stereotype!

That means theres gotta be at least FIVE little Shewolf whippersnappers runnin around the tumbledown house with missing windows and peeling paint, playin in the mudpile outside daddy's shine shack, waitin for momma to ring the bell and scream "Kids!  Supper tahm!  Git in here befo' daddy comes an roasts your bee-hinds with a hickory switch!"

And likely momma and daddy are kissin cousins.   :haw:

Jus kiddin.  We all luvs ya shewolf.

Feel free to mock my Newfoundlander-ness any time (though, as a Merkin, you likely couldn't find it on a map, cause it ain't got U. S and A in the title...yuk yuk)

Only 3 damnit! And only one's a good little She. the rest are little Hes...

And we ain't cusinz! Damn. This ain't west virginee!

Newfoundland... where is that, England?

Quote from: WerekoalaI wouldn't have the first idea where to begin to mock a Newfoundlander...

Your dogs are large and drool too much!!!!

Bill

Quote from: HinterWeltYour dogs are large and drool too much!!!!

This describes their women.

Regards,
David R

How about really, really hairy?

Quote from: shewolfHow about really, really hairy?

That might explain some bigfoot sightings - tho since it gets cold up in that part of North America - could be practical for warmth.


- Ed C.

Quote from: David RThis describes their women.

Regards,
David R

Actually, most Canadians I know of recognize Newfoundland as having the most beautiful women in Canada.  Some guys I went to school with who were CFAs (Come From Aways) always goggled downtown at how gorgeous the girls were, and they had lived all over Canada.

I find Atlantic Canadian girls are, per capita, more pretty than most of the rest of Canada.  We breeds em right some good down 'ere.

Quote from: droogOh, come on! Koltar loves it when we pile on!

ewww...

Anyhow, I don't think anyone is really that much saner than the next guy.  Some hide it better.  But come on, is holding a job so good of a indicator.? I've been at the same place 18 years and it might as well be a burger joint for the amount of skill actually involved or the amount of control I have over my work day.  And I'm bug fuck nuts and socially irredeemable and you all know it.

HMG I was joking. Or maybe I was refering to the women Jackalope hangs out with :raise:

Regards,
David R

Quote from: Kyle AaronWhat am I gonna do? Cook for him?

I've punched two GMs, but that's the extent of my violence within game groups over the years. Sorry to disappoint and all...

Well, now, see that seems much more a sign of instability than anything I've ever done.  Of course, I've only been attacked by one player in my life, and he was later hospitalized as a schizophrenic.

And I've never taken a swing at someone over a game.

I'm pretty sure I'd arrest each and every single one of you, if you showed up on my door step. Of course Michigan is changing it's CCW laws, and I no longer have to retreat....considers long and hard...fuck the paper work!:D

On a serious note I have yet to see anyone post anything online that's even made me flinch. Some of you may be almost as goofy as I am, but I don't see any of you as being much more than a bit eccentric by societies standards.

I live for the day when I as a GM can say I've been punched for something I did to a PC in a game.

Wouldn't that depend on who's doing the punching? I mean getting clocked by Vin Diesel or Mike Tyson is a lot worse than say the Pundit or Jong. (Not that I am singling anyone out.)

Quote from: David JohansenI live for the day when I as a GM can say I've been punched for something I did to a PC in a game.

Closest I came was having a player hurl a unopened can of coke at my head from only a few feet away.  It missed me by about a quarter of an inch, and slammed into a china cabinet behind me.  Would have hurt like hell if it had connected.

The reason?  We were playing Werewolf: The Apocalypse, and his character got thrown off a roof while in wolf form, and I ruled that he could not grab the edge of the building as he sailed past it (no fingers!), and automatically fell.  Because this was W:TA and he was only four stories up, the damage was negligible and nothing he couldn't easily soak.  Everyone else at the table agreed with my reasoning.  He would not let it go, would not drop it.  It started becoming really disruptive, and another player suggested that I use my GM authority to assert that a rare Silver Ghost (with it's solid silver grille) was driving down the street.  I told the player to drop it or I would invoke the Silver Ghost and he'd take some real damage he couldn't soak, and he flung the pop can at me then stormed out of the house, never to return.