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Old-School Fundamentalist Ironically Proves My Point

Started by RPGPundit, June 22, 2014, 10:47:47 AM

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crkrueger

#45
June 23, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: thedungeondelver;760609Sadly, he's married and has a kid or kids.

We know he's a fraud.  Any real Cthulhu Priest would have sacrificed them already.

Unless, he's saving them so Dread Cthulhu can savor their horror and madness as he devours them.
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

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thedungeondelver

#46
June 23, 2014, 04:00:08 PM
Quote from: CRKrueger;760611We know he's a fraud.  Any real Cthulhu Priest would have sacrificed them already.

Unless, he's saving them so Dread Cthulhu can savor their horror and madness as he devours them.

Eh.  If he was really hardcore he'd be a devotant of Sithrak, The God Who Hates.
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Mcbobbo sums it up nicely.

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crkrueger

#47
June 23, 2014, 08:49:02 PM
Quote from: thedungeondelver;760623Eh.  If he was really hardcore he'd be a devotant of Sithrak, The God Who Hates.

Pastiche! A false god!
Even the the "cutting edge" storygamers for all their talk of narrative, plot, and drama are fucking obsessed with the god damned rules they use. - Estar

Yes, Sean Connery\'s thumb does indeed do megadamage. - Spinachcat

Isuldur is a badass because he stopped Sauron with a broken sword, but Iluvatar is the badass because he stopped Sauron with a hobbit. -Malleus Arianorum

"Tangency Edition" D&D would have no classes or races, but 17 genders to choose from. -TristramEvans

MonsterSlayer

#48
June 23, 2014, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: Old Geezer;760546Butter your asshole and grab your ankles, party girl, here it comes.

Rape culture fascism. ... Where's my bingo card? I'm winning this round bitches.

Gronan of Simmerya

#49
June 23, 2014, 10:15:46 PM
Quote from: MonsterSlayer;760783Rape culture fascism. ... Where's my bingo card? I'm winning this round bitches.

Oh, the irony.
You should go to GaryCon.  Period.

The rules can\'t cure stupid, and the rules can\'t cure asshole.

Spinachcat

#50
June 24, 2014, 12:06:53 AM
Quote from: Old Geezer;760546Butter your asshole and grab your ankles, party girl, here it comes.

Oh please, that little blue pill needs an hour to kick in. She can catch up on email and watch Colbert before worrying about where's the margarine.

:)

Gronan of Simmerya

#51
June 24, 2014, 01:08:30 AM
Awesome buttseks from me is better than Colbert.

"If results last more than four hours, call all your old girlfriends."
You should go to GaryCon.  Period.

The rules can\'t cure stupid, and the rules can\'t cure asshole.

Marleycat

#52
June 24, 2014, 02:20:38 AM Last Edit: June 24, 2014, 02:24:22 AM by Marleycat
Quote from: Old Geezer;760798Oh, the irony.
Perfect. I mean OG is old and I figure he has fucked something by now. And well old guys usually need incentive, even though butter is an odd choice. I'm just happy to find out it's most likely women that he actually fucked.
Don\'t mess with cats we kill wizards in one blow.;)

Ravenswing

#53
June 24, 2014, 06:51:29 AM
Quote from: Black Vulmea;760409The Pundit's greatest gaming accomplishment is creating a forum in which you can call him a whiny cunt right to his avatar.
Eh, I think his greatest virtue is in being a good sport about it.  Compare and contrast with TBP, where failure to kiss a mod's ass is a sanctionable offense, and one can forgive Pundit many sins.
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James Gillen

#54
June 25, 2014, 02:26:02 AM
Quote from: Ravenswing;760930Eh, I think his greatest virtue is in being a good sport about it.  Compare and contrast with TBP, where failure to kiss a mod's ass is a sanctionable offense, and one can forgive Pundit many sins.

Indeed.

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Bobloblah

#55
June 25, 2014, 09:53:30 AM
Quote from: Ravenswing;760930Eh, I think his greatest virtue is in being a good sport about it.  Compare and contrast with TBP, where failure to kiss a mod's ass is a sanctionable offense, and one can forgive Pundit many sins.

Quote from: James Gillen;761220Indeed.

JG
It's half the reason I joined this wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Best,
Bobloblah

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cranebump

#56
June 25, 2014, 11:14:22 AM
Quote from: Ravenswing;760930Eh, I think his greatest virtue is in being a good sport about it.  Compare and contrast with TBP, where failure to kiss a mod's ass is a sanctionable offense, and one can forgive Pundit many sins.


Here, here. Though it was fun to tell them fuck themselves just before they perma-banned me.
"When devils will the blackest sins put on, they do suggest at first with heavenly shows..."

Panjumanju

#57
June 25, 2014, 12:33:49 PM
Quote from: Bobloblah;761275It's half the reason I joined this wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Yes, but how long until someone loses an arm to an old man with a laser sword?

You know what? He doesn't like you. I don't like you, either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

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Bobloblah

#58
June 25, 2014, 03:53:20 PM Last Edit: June 25, 2014, 03:56:49 PM by Bobloblah
A little one like me is not worth the effort. Come, let me get you a drink...
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Bobloblah

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honesttiago

#59
June 25, 2014, 03:59:25 PM
Quote from: Spinachcat;760856Oh please, that little blue pill needs an hour to kick in.

30 minutes, actually.  But you can still squeeze in Colbert :-)
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