Gnomemurdered 2e

RPGPundit · January 25, 2010, 11:27:50 PM

The revolution in Gnomemurder roleplay has arrived. Gnomemurdered 2e has now been released.

And, I should add, it looks awesome. Huge kudos to Brett Bernstein for his presentation.

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Seanchai · January 25, 2010, 11:29:42 PM

Isn't there a Gnomemurdered forum and News and Adverts one as well?

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Ian Absentia · January 26, 2010, 12:28:24 AM

It's good to be king.

!i!

Zachary The First · January 26, 2010, 12:55:30 AM

Reading through it now. The formatting is tremendous, by far the best I've seen from PIG.

RPGPundit · January 26, 2010, 08:02:29 AM

Quote from: Seanchai;357543Isn't there a Gnomemurdered forum

You betcha! Which, just like the Amber forum, does not preclude threads about the game being put in the general RPG forum. This isn't the D20-ghetto of RPGnet here...

Quoteand News and Adverts one as well?

Seanchai

Oh shit, you're right! I forgot to put a thread there too! Thanks.

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Seanchai · January 26, 2010, 11:44:23 AM

Quote from: Ian Absentia;357548It's good to be king.

Yep. It's also good to follow the system you set up. Of course, now folks from other companies can enjoy posting their advertisements in the main forum...

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brettmb · January 26, 2010, 11:52:21 AM

Pundit, they are quite right. This thread really should be in adverts unless some sort of discussion can be based around it.

RPGPundit · January 26, 2010, 01:50:28 PM

Its right there in the OP. The mission statement of the thread can be read as: "Gnomemurdered may be the nicest-looking book that Precis has released thus far; discuss".

Of course, people can also feel free to talk about whether they got it, or plan to get it, and what they plan to do about it.

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Ian Absentia · January 26, 2010, 02:17:06 PM

:rolleyes:

!i!

ConanMK · January 26, 2010, 04:54:22 PM

My brain isn't working today. What the heck is "Gnomemurdered"

Is this thing a joke or a real RPG?

Was there ever a first edition, or is it like Hackmaster 4e which had no prior editions despite the "4th edition" notation?

WTF?

Machinegun Blue · January 26, 2010, 05:19:11 PM

Sounds like a swine game to me. Doesn't it belong in Other Games?

Ronin · January 26, 2010, 05:44:35 PM

Quote from: ConanMK;357655Is this thing a joke or a real RPG?

It would appear to be both.

brettmb · January 26, 2010, 05:50:49 PM

It's a real RPG. It is fully playable. It's so innovative that you can opt to throw out the dice in lieu of using playing cards, arm wrestling, or even Bible trivia for the dreaded GnomeMurder Check. Five scenarios covering different genres are provided, including Murder, She Gnomed and Aliens Versus Gnomes.

Zach: thanks, but I don't really consider this my best. I just went with a different style.

Ian Absentia · January 26, 2010, 06:52:21 PM

Can I substitute Smurfs for gnomes, or would this undermine the fundamental premise? Because I've wanted a game about killing Smurfs for, like*, 30-odd years now.

!i!

(*Fuck you, Christopher Hitchens.)

brettmb · January 26, 2010, 06:53:22 PM

I'm thinking that Smurfs are just Gnomes who once appeared on TV as part of their propaganda.