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Really bad movies that would make a fun RPG setting?

Started by danskmacabre, October 17, 2017, 08:40:52 PM

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Gronan of Simmerya

Pretty much ANY bad movie would make a great RPG setting, as long as by "bad" we mean "cheesy."
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Dumarest

Quote from: RPGPundit;10098041980s Flash Gordon?

...is in no way a bad movie. It's like "what if Star Wars were made for grownups?"

Gronan of Simmerya

Quote from: Dumarest;1009879...is in no way a bad movie. It's like "what if Star Wars were made for grownups?"

Oh, come on.  I loved that movie, but tongue is firmly in cheek.  Well, not in the script, but in the way the actors took Max von Sydow's advice and decided to camp it up by playing it utterly straight faced.

"I had to torture your daughter.  Interesting girl.  I think she rather enjoyed it."
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Christopher Brady

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1009899Oh, come on.  I loved that movie, but tongue is firmly in cheek.  Well, not in the script, but in the way the actors took Max von Sydow's advice and decided to camp it up by playing it utterly straight faced.

"I had to torture your daughter.  Interesting girl.  I think she rather enjoyed it."

It's a classic schlock film and one of my top ten of all time. Mr. von Sydow makes the film for me.
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Simlasa

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1009899"I had to torture your daughter.  Interesting girl.  I think she rather enjoyed it."
I think that quote lends support to Dumarest's appraisal. Being for 'grownups' doesn't mean it can't be tongue in cheek.

On topic, I could see building a campaign around the Gamma One movies... Wild Wild Planet, Snow Devils, War of the Planets, and (unofficially) The Green Slime. All of them bad, but entertaining... and full of cheazo late-60s scifi vibe.
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Voros

Somone has to have mentioned LOGAN'S RUN right?

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I think I've watched that film a hundred times. And just not for Jenny Agutter.

Dumarest

Right, you also watch it for Farrah Fawcett.
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Dumarest

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1009899Oh, come on.  I loved that movie, but tongue is firmly in cheek.  Well, not in the script, but in the way the actors took Max von Sydow's advice and decided to camp it up by playing it utterly straight faced.

"I had to torture your daughter.  Interesting girl.  I think she rather enjoyed it."

Exactly, it's appreciated by grownups who understand how silly these movies are to begin with, unlike (for example) Star Wars with its dull earnestness.

Willie the Duck

Quote from: Dumarest;1009965Right, you also watch it for Farrah Fawcett.

In general, yes, but that picture looks like she's seriously re-evaluating the life decisions which lead her to be there that day. :D

Quote from: Dumarest;1009967Exactly, it's appreciated by grownups who understand how silly these movies are to begin with, unlike (for example) Star Wars with its dull earnestness.


Movie 1: actors take a ridiculous premise and play it utterly straight, and it is understanding how silly these movies are to begin with.
Movie 2:  actors take a ridiculous premise and play it utterly straight, and it is  dull earnestness.

I frankly enjoy Flash Gordon better than ANH, but I'm at a loss when trying to see any real functional difference.

Gronan of Simmerya

Quote from: Willie the Duck;1010014In general, yes, but that picture looks like she's seriously re-evaluating the life decisions which lead her to be there that day. :D




Movie 1: actors take a ridiculous premise and play it utterly straight, and it is understanding how silly these movies are to begin with.
Movie 2:  actors take a ridiculous premise and play it utterly straight, and it is  dull earnestness.

I frankly enjoy Flash Gordon better than ANH, but I'm at a loss when trying to see any real functional difference.

Yeah, Luke Skywalker grabbing the princess under one arm and swinging on a rope across a bottomless chasm is so earnest and dull.
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TrippyHippy

Anybody mentioned Orgasmo yet? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/orgazmo/

On a side note, and also with reference towards doing a genre not done before, I am genuinely surprised that nobody has ever sought to license South Park as a RPG setting. Think about it, it could really work!
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Gronan of Simmerya

Quote from: TrippyHippy;1010089Anybody mentioned Orgasmo yet? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/orgazmo/

On a side note, and also with reference towards doing a genre not done before, I am genuinely surprised that nobody has ever sought to license South Park as a RPG setting. Think about it, it could really work!

Shut your fucking mouth, unclefucker!
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Elfdart

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1009899Oh, come on.  I loved that movie, but tongue is firmly in cheek.  Well, not in the script, but in the way the actors took Max von Sydow's advice and decided to camp it up by playing it utterly straight faced.

"I had to torture your daughter.  Interesting girl.  I think she rather enjoyed it."

Lorenzo Semple (RIP) deliberately wrote it to be over-the-top silly. I'm pretty sure one of the reasons he got the job was because he was the main writer for the Batman TV show with Adam West (by far the best version of Batman). He said in an interview that at first De Laurentiis wanted a more straight-ahead action/space adventure, but once Star Wars came out, that was scrapped.*


Anyway, my two favorite parts of Flash Gordon were Peter Wyngarde as Klytus ("An obscure body known as the planet... Uuuuuuth!") and Timothy Dalton saying this line with a straight face:

[video=youtube;m4iu3VbexYw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4iu3VbexYw[/youtube]

The football fight scene always cracked me up because you could tell Flash really played for the Jets: He was doing OK at first, but you just knew it would end badly.

[video=youtube;rAp57G1hLn0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAp57G1hLn0[/youtube]



* Originally, George Lucas wanted to make Flash Gordon after THX-1138, but he was turned down and had to create his own space opera.
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Elfdart

Quote from: Dumarest;1009967Exactly, it's appreciated by grownups who understand how silly these movies are to begin with, unlike (for example) Star Wars with its dull earnestness.

You're dumb.
Jesus Fucking Christ, is this guy honestly that goddamned stupid? He can\'t understand the plot of a Star Wars film? We\'re not talking about "Rashomon" here, for fuck\'s sake. The plot is as linear as they come. If anything, the film tries too hard to fill in all the gaps. This guy must be a flaming retard.  --Mike Wong on Red Letter Moron\'s review of The Phantom Menace

Dumarest

Quote from: Elfdart;1010154You're dumb.

Not compared to you.