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RPGPundit Presents #4: Hipster Elves

Started by RPGPundit, October 25, 2017, 12:59:45 AM

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Opaopajr

Quote from: RPGPundit;1004456You can be anything you want to be, snowflake!

But in practical terms, these are 0-level professions a la DCC.

Yay, I'm the most unique! I'm precious! :p (Ah, so not agglutinating for comedic value, more for starting equipment for a 0-th lvl funnel.)
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RPGPundit

Quote from: Opaopajr;1004587Yay, I'm the most unique! I'm precious! :p (Ah, so not agglutinating for comedic value, more for starting equipment for a 0-th lvl funnel.)

Well, it's both. There's a table with Profession, weapon, and object with a d100 random roll of about 55 different Hipster Elf professions.  After that there's an explanation of several of the more unusual professions, as well as their various pieces of equipment.
It's both comedic and practical in terms of using the table either as a random roll for a 0-level Hipster Elf career, or to generate a random Hipster Elf NPC.
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