I have long figured that Dennis Kucinich may be a Gnome. But it recently occurred to me that there many be several politicians that have been replaced by Gnomes (if they're short politicians) or by two Gnomes standing on top of the other and wearing a mask. Gnomes are fairly good at disguise, after all.
The way to tell is if any have had a recent change of policies or displayed unusual behaviour, particularly regarding cookies or underpants. Of course, if they've always been weird or particularly in favour of murder (Karl Rove and Dick Cheney spring to mind here) they may have just always been Gnomish infiltrators in disguise.
And of course the truly shocking thing is that they hide in plain sight due to the human capacity to ignore anything that is believed to be "impossible"; how could someone who found out the terrible truth effectively warn anyone? It sounds "crazy", after all.
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Ross Perot is clearly a gnome. His disguise isn't even all that good.
I think Joe Biden might be as well, or maybe he's just brain damaged.
Hillary Clinton refused to stay at home and bake cookies - is that subterfuge, or is she some kind of anti-gnome?
Lula, definitely.
Back atcha, buddy: Have you seen any photo's of Obama from after the election? He's got weirdly skinny legs that seem awfully stiff. Gnome on Stilts. Betcha.
Clever bugger, though: Rather than going out and shooting people in the face or something he's trying to bring the entire nation to a post-apocalypic wasteland of biblical proportions through economic disasters piled one on top of the other and giving Iran nuclear bombs.
Fun.
Quote from: RPGPundit;368172I have long figured that Dennis Kucinich may be a Gnome. But it recently occurred to me that there many be several politicians that have been replaced by Gnomes (if they're short politicians) or by two Gnomes standing on top of the other and wearing a mask. Gnomes are fairly good at disguise, after all.
LMAO!!
I read the title and was prepared to pop in with a comment about Kucinich. Clearly, I was in the right ballpark.
Dude. Henry Waxman comes straight from Diagon Alley:
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Quote from: Spike;368373Back atcha, buddy: Have you seen any photo's of Obama from after the election? He's got weirdly skinny legs that seem awfully stiff. Gnome on Stilts. Betcha.
Well, that would certainly explain the change in competence from Campaign-Obama to First-year-Obama.
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