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What Do Norse Women Smell Like? Or "We Don't Have To Smell Like Goat, Do We?"

Started by SHARK, November 02, 2020, 08:29:33 AM

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DocJones

Quote from: tenbones on November 04, 2020, 05:24:57 PM
Someone needs to do an RPG supplement with a Scratch-n-Sniff sheet!!!

"After the battle you come upon the beautiful Norse shield-bearer that saved you. She smiles confidently at you as she lifts her shield upon her sweat-drenched shoulder, from under her arms you smell G-12".

What do you do?

Then you watch watch everyone pull out their sheets and start scratching. Then watch their faces.

It depends on the lunar cycle:  Science!

soltakss

There is a quote, maybe from the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle, about Danes coming over and bathing regularly, grooming their hair and beards and wearing perfume to make themselves smell nice, then enticing women from good Saxons, they weren't complaining about the Danes stealing their women but about the underhand way they did it.

If male Danes did this, it stands to reason that female Danes also followed those practices.
Simon Phipp - Caldmore Chameleon - Wallowing in my elitism  since 1982.

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