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Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Drohem on October 04, 2009, 04:28:36 AM

What D&D monster are you? (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/monster/index.asp)

It turns out that I am a:

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Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Age of Fable on October 04, 2009, 04:44:30 AM

I'm a Normal Man.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Imp on October 04, 2009, 05:03:02 AM

A fuckin' unicorn.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Melan on October 04, 2009, 05:35:20 AM

Apparently a stone giant, but the test was just not well done. I couldn't give a normal answer to most of the questions.

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Post by: One Horse Town on October 04, 2009, 06:18:22 AM

Holy moley, i'm a Bebilith Demon.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Hairfoot on October 04, 2009, 06:23:03 AM

Rust monster. I "roam caverns and dungeons seeking metals to devour, making [me] a nightmare for any civilized creature dwelling underground."

It's still better than the Myers-Briggs profile.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Diavilo on October 04, 2009, 07:31:36 AM

Judging by the skeletal frame and the haunting eyes, that'd be a lich.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: David R on October 04, 2009, 09:55:39 AM

Frost Giant

Regards,
David R

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Post by: Nazgul on October 04, 2009, 10:47:18 AM

The only acceptable answer for anyone who frequents these boards is troll :P

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Post by: JasperAK on October 04, 2009, 11:59:44 AM

Lurker

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Post by: Benoist on October 04, 2009, 12:16:49 PM

Sphinx Mystery:

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Some say the gods created sphinxes to test the mettle of heroes or to protect sacred locations; others say they are primordials birthed in a time before gods. These creatures amuse themselves by asking their prey for answers to riddles or for obscure bits of lore and interpretations of prophecy.

Funny test.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Simlasa on October 04, 2009, 12:59:22 PM

Adamantine Dragon... I was trying for Beholder

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: samurai007 on October 04, 2009, 01:25:42 PM

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Some say the gods created sphinxes to test the mettle of heroes or to protect sacred locations; others say they are primordials birthed in a time before gods. These creatures amuse themselves by asking their prey for answers to riddles or for obscure bits of lore and interpretations of prophecy.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Tahmoh on October 04, 2009, 01:26:38 PM

It crashed on mine at the how big are you question, i guess my answers didnt work for the quiz...stupid d&d quiz.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: The Worid on October 04, 2009, 02:47:06 PM

Apparently, I'm a Neogi.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Ronin on October 04, 2009, 04:54:55 PM

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Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: kaemaril on October 04, 2009, 08:42:46 PM

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Hmm. I'm OK with this.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: aramis on October 04, 2009, 09:00:56 PM

(http://www.wizards.com/dnd/monster/images/banners/11.jpg)
D&D Home Page (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/) - What Monster Are You? (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/monster/index.asp) - D&D Compendium (http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/database.aspx?searchterm=Bebilith%20Demon)

WTF?

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Cranewings on October 04, 2009, 10:02:57 PM

Stone Giant

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Post by: The Shaman on October 04, 2009, 10:36:01 PM

Quote from: JasperAK;336285Lurker

:rotfl:

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Post by: The Shaman on October 04, 2009, 10:37:08 PM

I'm a rot grub.

Oh wait, there's like a quiz or something?

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: RPGPundit on October 05, 2009, 11:32:28 AM

I'm the GM.
I am All and Everything.
I am the Creator and the Destroyer.

RPGPundit

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Post by: Nihilistic Mind on October 06, 2009, 12:22:23 AM

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Not bad...

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: beejazz on October 06, 2009, 01:12:22 AM

Bullywug.

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Post by: Koltar on October 06, 2009, 01:45:01 AM

IF I reffed fricking D&D I'd be the damn DM.

My favorite NPC hould be a Half-Orc Paladin of Pelor who is VERY lawful Good - so your ass better be righteous.

- Ed C.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Ronin on October 06, 2009, 03:19:44 AM

Quote from: Koltar;336673IF I reffed fricking D&D I'd be the damn DM.

No shit? You must be a fucking genius.:rolleyes: That has to be the dumbest statement I've heard in at least a week. Let me guess if you were to play you would be the player.

Quote from: Koltar;336673My favorite NPC hould be a Half-Orc Paladin of Pelor who is VERY lawful Good - so your ass better be righteous.

- Ed C.

Do as I say or else. Yeah that always makes for a great game. Nothing like forced railroading through an uber DM NPC. For your next trick are you going to have Elminister kill the primary antagonist after the party battles their way to it/her/him?

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: The Shaman on October 06, 2009, 03:15:46 PM

QuoteThe heroslayer hydra earned its name from the heroes who fell to its fangs.

Wow, that's some really, really pathetic copy right there.

"Look, it's a warriorroasting dragon! And a lifedraining wraithlord! And a heartburrowing rot grub!! You'll never guess what they do!"

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Imp on October 06, 2009, 04:54:26 PM

Yeah, my hate-on for current WOTC monster-naming style is boundless. It's gotten to the point that when I see randomly placed apostrophes I sort of weep in relief.

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Post by: Xanther on October 06, 2009, 09:58:34 PM

I'm a Sphinx Mystery, who knew.

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Post by: Benoist on October 06, 2009, 10:04:56 PM

Quote from: The Shaman;336736Wow, that's some really, really pathetic copy right there.

"Look, it's a warriorroasting dragon! And a lifedraining wraithlord! And a heartburrowing rot grub!! You'll never guess what they do!"

A Heroslayer Hydra! OMG! TPK! :D

Quote from: Imp;336743Yeah, my hate-on for current WOTC monster-naming style is boundless. It's gotten to the point that when I see randomly placed apostrophes I sort of weep in relief.

My hat of 4e know no limit! :D

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Zachary The First on October 06, 2009, 10:39:14 PM

Quote from: Imp;336743Yeah, my hate-on for current WOTC monster-naming style is boundless. It's gotten to the point that when I see randomly placed apostrophes I sort of weep in relief.

Stabfight Personkiller?

Silverblade Stormlurker?

Greentree Harphunter?

By the way, I am none of those, I am a

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Well, they got the bitter northern lands right, but Indiana is pretty flat. I am murderous and superstitious during football season. Go Colts!

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Ronin on October 07, 2009, 01:26:24 AM

Quote from: Zachary The First;336792Well, they got the bitter northern lands right, but Indiana is pretty flat.

Bitter northern lands? Indiana? We folk from Michigan, Canada, and all points Nort look down from our ice forts and laugh, eh.:p

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: IMLegend on October 07, 2009, 03:06:44 PM

Quote from: Ronin;336834Bitter northern lands? Indiana? We folk from Michigan, Canada, and all points Nort look down from our ice forts and laugh, eh.:p

Ya, and we call ya dirty names from our deer blinds, donchyaknoe. Do you guys even get snow down dere in de deep sout?

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: PaladinCA on October 07, 2009, 05:54:17 PM

I am a...

REMORRAZ

Boy does everything medium size or smaller look really tasty all of a sudden. :D

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: KrakaJak on October 07, 2009, 10:13:22 PM

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Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Ronin on October 08, 2009, 01:18:03 AM

Quote from: IMLegend;336900Ya, and we call ya dirty names from our deer blinds, donchyaknoe. Do you guys even get snow down dere in de deep sout?

Ya they probly get snow in January. We been buried for four months by den. Hey pass me anuder Molson, eh.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: VictorC on October 17, 2009, 01:40:38 PM

I'm a rock

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Post by: Narf the Mouse on October 17, 2009, 03:42:04 PM

No idea how I got this, but:

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Insufficient Metal on October 17, 2009, 04:16:20 PM

Vegepygmy, natch.

Title: What D&D Monster Are You?
Post by: Halfjack on October 17, 2009, 04:22:11 PM

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