RPGPundit Presents #4: Hipster Elves

RPGPundit · October 25, 2017, 12:59:45 AM

Now available for your gonzo OSR, D&D, DCC or other fantasy game: Hipster Elves!

Bren · October 25, 2017, 08:21:39 PM

What's next Libertarian dwarfs?

Achaerone · October 25, 2017, 08:22:46 PM

They drink overhopped IPAs, wear flannel, have ironic facial hair, and use Ubuntu.

Dumarest · October 25, 2017, 08:24:39 PM

I'm waiting for Didactic 1/4-Gnomes.

RPGPundit · October 26, 2017, 02:27:54 AM

Quote from: Bren;1003561What's next Libertarian dwarfs?

No. Dwarves in the Last Sun setting are tradition-bound conservative exiles/refugees, desperate to regain their lost homelands in the Machineholds deep below the world.

RPGPundit · October 26, 2017, 02:29:47 AM

Quote from: Achaerone;1003563They drink overhopped IPAs, wear flannel, have ironic facial hair, and use Ubuntu.

Some of the careers on the career-table include "blogger", "single-gear biker", "humankin", "organic farmer", "vegan barbecue cook", and "cuckold".

Opaopajr · October 26, 2017, 05:06:09 AM

What about "caffeinated cold brewer," "fermentation/umami chef," "faux leather repussérier," and "upcycling garbage decorator?"

Oh, and everyone starts with 3 professions for free: activist, artist, curator.

RPGPundit · October 27, 2017, 01:07:52 AM

There's two different activist occupations, a Barista occupation, and an Infantilist.

mAcular Chaotic · October 27, 2017, 08:27:34 AM

This one is too "out there" for me. But looking forward to the next one!

Maybe I might like it though. Is there a way to see bigger previews? The previews on the page there are so small I can't actually read anything.

Opaopajr · October 27, 2017, 11:27:57 PM

Can I be a humankin cuckold who's an artist, activist, curator? How agglutinating are these peofessions?

cranebump · October 28, 2017, 01:19:06 AM

Quote from: mAcular Chaotic;1003999This one is too "out there" for me. But looking forward to the next one!

Maybe I might like it though. Is there a way to see bigger previews? The previews on the page there are so small I can't actually read anything.

If by "out there," you mean "thinly veiled polemic disguised as an rpg supplement, you're dead on. Then again, maybe we'all see dwarven cheeto slingers with default equipment being white shirts and tiki-torches.:-/

Dumarest · October 28, 2017, 01:31:45 AM

Quote from: cranebump;1004207If by "out there," you mean "thinly veiled polemic disguised as an rpg supplement, you're dead on. Then again, maybe we'all see dwarven cheeto slingers with default equipment being white shirts and tiki-torches.:-/

What's the thin veil ? The word "elves"?

RPGPundit · October 29, 2017, 05:04:38 PM

Quote from: Opaopajr;1004173Can I be a humankin cuckold who's an artist, activist, curator? How agglutinating are these peofessions?

You can be anything you want to be, snowflake!

But in practical terms, these are 0-level professions a la DCC.

RPGPundit · October 29, 2017, 05:04:58 PM

Quote from: cranebump;1004207If by "out there," you mean "thinly veiled polemic disguised as an rpg supplement, you're dead on. Then again, maybe we'all see dwarven cheeto slingers with default equipment being white shirts and tiki-torches.:-/

Have you read it?

RPGPundit · October 29, 2017, 05:06:28 PM

Quote from: mAcular Chaotic;1003999This one is too "out there" for me. But looking forward to the next one!

Maybe I might like it though. Is there a way to see bigger previews? The previews on the page there are so small I can't actually read anything.

I'll talk to Brett about making the pages larger. Sorry! It is pretty out there, basically you would want it for a gonzo fantasy game (or maybe post-apocalypse, if you just ignored that they're elves), willing to have some sense of humor.