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Title: Real world quotes you MUST use in a game setting...
Post by: Cylonophile on July 26, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
My homepage is MSNBC.com and today when I logged on I was greeted by this article:

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/cop-nolen-photoblog

"Sunny, with a chance of rocket propelled grenades".

Somehow, I am going to work that into a game setting. Possibly as the title of a scenario, or just as a comment by a NPC.
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Post by: Tahmoh on July 26, 2010, 06:44:40 PM
Sounds like the name of a Paranoia troubleshooter mission to me.
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Post by: One Horse Town on July 26, 2010, 06:52:57 PM
Film quotes are more apt.

"You're Lord of Jack and shit and Jack just left town."

Evil Dead III (or Medieval Dead, if you prefer).
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Post by: Bedrockbrendan on July 27, 2010, 09:43:42 AM
"Mission Accomplished" seems to make it into a number of our counter terrorism sessions.
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Post by: jeff37923 on July 27, 2010, 12:20:06 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs228.snc4/38730_141858012498675_100000234325202_336340_1080093_n.jpg)
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Post by: thedungeondelver on July 27, 2010, 01:19:51 PM
I like these, but my games tend towards the martial anyway... (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dwight_d_eisenhower.html)
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Post by: skofflox on July 27, 2010, 01:36:48 PM
" I want no blood upon my land to stain the grass. I want it all clear and pure,and I wish it so,that all who go through among my people may find it peaceful when they come,and leave peacefully when they go."
Ten Bears
Yamparika Comanche

"Like a man who has been dying for many days,a man in your city is numb to the stench."
Chief Seattle
Suqwamish/Duwamish

"Civilization has been thrust upon me and it has not added one whit to my love for truth,honesty and generosity"
Luther Standing Bear
Oglala Sioux

And last but not least...from the big guy...:worship:

"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Albert Einstien
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Post by: Werekoala on July 27, 2010, 04:34:57 PM
Cheating, but anything from here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114194/quotes

In particular, this one:

Thomas Daggett: Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?

I love that movie.
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Post by: Ronin on July 27, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Conan the Barbarian

Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.
The Way of the Gun

Frank White: When the D.A's office investigated the sudden death of Arty Clay, they found that he left a $13 million estate. How do you explain that? There there's Larry Wong, who owned half of Chinatown when he passed away. Larry used to rent his tenements to Asian refuges, his own people, for $800 a month to share a single toilet on the same floor. How 'bout King Tito? He had thirteen-year-old girls hooking for him on the street. Those guys are dead because I don't want to make money that way. Emil Zappa, the Mata brothers, they're dead because they were running this city into the ground.
Roy Bishop: You expected to get away with killing all these people?
Frank White: I spent half my life in prison. I never got away with anything, and I never killed anybody that didn't deserve it.
Roy Bishop: Who made you judge and jury?
Frank White: Well, it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.
King of New York

Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off-world, killed the crew and passengers. We found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago, so we know they're around.
Deckard: Embarrassing.
Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, because no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're gonna spot 'em and you're gonna air 'em out!
Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden. He's good.
Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay, as long as nobody unplugs him.
Blade Runner

Hunters for gold or pursuers of fame, they all had gone out on that stream, bearing the sword, and often the torch, messengers of the might within the land, bearers of a spark from the sacred fire. What greatness had not floated on the ebb of that river into the mystery of an unknown earth! . . . The dreams of men, the seed of commonwealths, the germs of empires.
Heart of Darkness
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Post by: Spazmodeus on July 28, 2010, 10:40:28 AM
I have a scenario in my D&D campaign that leads up to a paraphrased movie quote.  The group gains a demigod as a patron and eventually it becomes common knowledge in the land.  The leader of a powerful thieves' guild contacts the group and offers them great treasures to set up a meeting with the demigod.  When they inevitably ask why he wants to meet the patron, he says: "I'm gonna make him an offering he can't refuse."
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Post by: ggroy on July 28, 2010, 10:47:46 AM
"Fuck you asshole"  .... spoken in a robotic manner with a heavy German accent.  :)
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Post by: jibbajibba on July 28, 2010, 12:07:12 PM
I can't find out the name of the guy but I heard it in an Interview with a French field commander in the 1st Gulf war in relation to the American focus on bombing and airstrikes and unwillingness to go in on foot and finish the job.

"Who are these people that they are so willing to kill for their beliefs but so unwilling to die for them"
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Post by: Werekoala on July 28, 2010, 12:30:37 PM
Sounds like a Frog all right.
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Post by: RPGPundit on July 29, 2010, 12:57:52 PM
And it reminds me of Patton: "I don't want you to die for your country... i want you to make that OTHER sonofabitch die for HIS country!"

RPGPundit
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Post by: skofflox on July 29, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
God is with the big battalions...(or something like that.)
Napoleon
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Post by: The Shaman on July 30, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy. - Helmuth von Moltke
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Post by: Tetsubo on July 30, 2010, 03:45:13 PM
I once had a zombie butler open a door for the characters and say, "It's the end of the world as we know it and I'm doing fine...".
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Post by: skofflox on July 30, 2010, 04:01:20 PM
"If there is any chance for an order to be misunderstood,it will."
some American Civil War era general...I think...:confused:
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Post by: Caesar Slaad on July 31, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
Recently read

"Because the truth is that my God is coming back.
When he arrives I'll be waiting for him with a shotgun.
And I'm keeping the last shell for myself."

Bob Howard in Charles Stross' Fuller Memorandum. Appropriate for Delta Green or any Lovecraftian survival scenario.
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Post by: Premier on July 31, 2010, 07:51:24 PM
I think the slain care little if they sleep or rise again. - Aeschylus
The sinews of war are infinite money. - Cicero
The god of war hates those who hesitate. - Euripides
In peace, sons bury their fathers; in war, fathers bury their sons. - Herodotus
Adversity reveals the genius of a general; good fortune conceals it. - Horatius
I am more afraid of our own mistakes than of our enemies' designs. - Pericles
An alliance with the powerful is never to be trusted. - Phaedrus
Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato
We die today not only for our friends and family but for our gods and for our forefathers and men before them so pray to them to make us victorious. - Publius Flavius


War gives the right of the conquerors to impose any conditions they please upon the vanquished.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
In war important events result from trivial causes.
The die is cast. - You know who, and damn, he said some D&D-appropriate things.
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Post by: Bradford C. Walker on August 01, 2010, 03:12:07 AM
Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws.

-- Mayer Amschel Rothschild.