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[PF] You are reincarnated as a black bear...

Started by Tetsubo, October 25, 2010, 08:46:19 AM

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Bloody Stupid Johnson

#15
October 27, 2010, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Nightfall;412091Frickking lasers man!

Narf,

Thank you and again what I've been saying.

Well I have had a couple of nearly fatal bear-related ranger encounters (at 3rd level or so), caused by underestimating what bears could do ("what? I didn't know they had a 40ft speed, they look so slow..." and "oh, they can climb..."). Evidently I should learn my lesson...

Narf the Mouse

#16
October 27, 2010, 08:30:31 PM
Quote from: Bloody Stupid Johnson;412231Well I have had a couple of nearly fatal bear-related ranger encounters (at 3rd level or so), caused by underestimating what bears could do ("what? I didn't know they had a 40ft speed, they look so slow..." and "oh, they can climb..."). Evidently I should learn my lesson...
Remember: Any bear you can see with your unaided eye, is close enough to chase down, kill and eat you.
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Planet Algol

#17
October 27, 2010, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: Bloody Stupid Johnson;412231Well I have had a couple of nearly fatal bear-related ranger encounters (at 3rd level or so), caused by underestimating what bears could do ("what? I didn't know they had a 40ft speed, they look so slow..." and "oh, they can climb..."). Evidently I should learn my lesson...

Some ranger...
Yeah, but who gives a fuck? You? Jibba?

Well congrats. No one else gives a shit, so your arguments are a waste of breath.

SgtSpaceWizard

#18
October 27, 2010, 09:13:15 PM
The first thing I would do is shit someplace besides the woods. I mean, everyone expects that.
 

Nightfall

#19
October 27, 2010, 11:55:26 PM
So far I think this is the best thread I've seen on these boards in some time.

Especially the comedic aspects. :)
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RPGPundit

#20
October 28, 2010, 04:29:33 PM
The question is what the fuck are you playing a Gnome for in the first place.  You can hide and pretend to be a black bear all you like, but in your soul you are still full of gnomish evil.

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#21
October 28, 2010, 07:46:45 PM
Quote from: RPGPundit;412476The question is what the fuck are you playing a Gnome for in the first place.  You can hide and pretend to be a black bear all you like, but in your soul you are still full of gnomish evil.

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Nightfall

#22
October 28, 2010, 09:35:47 PM
Cole makes a good point.
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Seanchai

#23
October 29, 2010, 02:15:17 AM
Quote from: Cole;412542People might trust the bear, unlike the gnome in its native shape.

Particularly dancing in the fez...

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Cole

#24
October 29, 2010, 11:31:24 AM
Quote from: Seanchai;412596Particularly dancing in the fez...

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The Fez might hint at its gnomish nature. A dangerous risk, or merely a smug, cruel taunt?
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Seanchai

#25
October 29, 2010, 11:39:11 AM
Quote from: Cole;412638The Fez might hint at its gnomish nature. A dangerous risk, or merely a smug, cruel taunt?

It's a magical fez. He's not going to just leave it behind now that he's a bear...

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Cole

#26
October 29, 2010, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: Seanchai;412641It's a magical fez. He's not going to just leave it behind now that he's a bear...

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What, it's the One Fez?
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Drohem

#27
October 29, 2010, 12:28:19 PM
I would just keep him as a bear and have it rise in Hit Dice as the character companion rises in levels.

kregmosier

#28
October 29, 2010, 01:24:13 PM
Have a small dark skinned boy and a black leopard show up asking where he's been... ;)
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Nightfall

#29
October 29, 2010, 01:27:24 PM
I was thinking more of some human ranger in a green outfit come along and say "Stop stealing picnic baskets!"
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