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Anyone got any solids ideas for a faux James Bond movie title?  I want to give my one shot a title.

Heck, for that matter, feel free to toss out any ideas for bits, characters, or stuff that would be cool in a James Bond adventure set in 198x.

 
 

Ask and you shall receive (http://www.kmoser.com/jamesbond/).

The Tomorrow Gun

A Woman Never Forgets

Requiem for a Spy

Stay away from lighting

Title song sung by Nancy Sinatra.

International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember
A View to Dr. Ivana Hafsechs
Tomorrow Is Not Enough

.... the list is endless.

You definitely need a dude very good at waiting until all the henchmen are in mid-argument and then saying, "GENTLEMEN...," turning around to survey his underlings with the lazy, self-satisfied yet manic gaze of criminal genius,
 
"I believe it is time we paid a little visit to Mr. Bond...."
 
(pan to mysterious device in corner, stolen several weeks earlier from the laboratory of the brilliant [and now missing] Dr. Klaus Janissary, creator of the Janissary Serum, whose lab was destroyed by a rogue satellite hijacked by the controls hidden in a beautiful (yet enigmatically ruthless) oriental hostesses' long, delicate fingernails, leaving behind his beautiful assistant, Dr. Anytime Melios, who was rescued by 007 just as a man whom looked vaguely familar to Commander Bond and bearing a long scar around his neck, broke into small bachellorette apartment and attempted to kill her with a razor-edged black glove).

OO7 returns in Unfinished Business

Regards,
David R

Care to give us a couple of hooks for your one-shot, Jeff? It'd be nice to have some context.

In the meanwhile:

To Kill and Kill Again

Killing Time

The Price of Freedom

How Much is Enough?

For Queen, For Country

A Time to Die

Not Like Me

A Different Gun

Not Nearly Enough

- Q

I like "To Kill And Kill Again".  That's pitch-perfect.

Quote from: QuireCare to give us a couple of hooks for your one-shot, Jeff? It'd be nice to have some context.

Right now all I've got is that the MacGuffin is in the diplomat's safe and the PCs have to hit the place during a fancy dress ball.  The location is somewhere on the Mediterranean, perhaps.

The Future Is Today

It's all I got...




TGA

Quote from: jrientsRight now all I've got is that the MacGuffin is in the diplomat's safe and the PCs have to hit the place during a fancy dress ball.  The location is somewhere on the Mediterranean, perhaps.

Dressed to Kill?

- Q

I got another.

Death Is For Another Day


TGA

The Cypress Affair

Diplomatic Affairs

The Safe Destination

View of the Riviera

Still Waters

Itally Calls

All Our Tomorrows

Shaken, Not Stirred

Nothing I can come up with tops To Kill and Kill Again or How Much is Enough?

Phooey! :muttering:

How about a nod to a classic bond foe? Spectre Rising.

I did a James Bond 007 campaign (http://www.darkshire.net/jhkim/rpg/jamesbond007/) last year set in the mid-eighties.  

For my episode titles, I picked eighties song titles which roughly fit the mood -- so my missions were "Down Under", "When Doves Cry", "Hit Me with Your Best Shot", and "Everybody Wants to Rule the World".  

That way I had my title song and my title in one.  From your brief description I'm not sure what a good song would be for your game, but I think it's a good approach.

Quote from: AnemoneAsk and you shall receive (http://www.kmoser.com/jamesbond/).

I just hit the button and spit out Goldfingerpussy Royale[/b].  Which is possibly topped by Gunpussyraker[/b].

Eeew.

!i!