How do YOU prevent the wight apocalypse?

soltakss · January 28, 2018, 10:30:36 AM

Quote from: Azraele;1022317For those of you who wanted closure; the plan worked! Actually, it went off better than expected. Antipaladin failed his roll and a hilarious combat ensued with decapitated wight children and many levels drained on both sides. Fun was had! And my player learned not to abuse his god-sent gift without proper forethought and planning.

Frankly it was a fun little icebreaker to start the session with. Set an upbeat and humorous tone!

All Wight!

Bren · January 28, 2018, 02:13:02 PM

Now I've got this song in my head....

Mommy's all wight
Daddy's all wight
They just seem a little weird
Surrender
Surrender
But don't give yourself away
Hey, heeeeeey

Gronan of Simmerya · January 28, 2018, 05:41:06 PM

Sigh.

Nine.

Elfdart · January 28, 2018, 07:30:42 PM

Quote from: Bren;1021360They would be Great Wight Hunters.

Speaking of great hunters, Elmer Fudd once said:

QuoteTwo wrongs don't make a wight!

Tulpa Girl · January 29, 2018, 09:26:52 AM

Quote from: Azraele;1022317For those of you who wanted closure; the plan worked! Actually, it went off better than expected. Antipaladin failed his roll and a hilarious combat ensued with decapitated wight children and many levels drained on both sides. Fun was had! And my player learned not to abuse his god-sent gift without proper forethought and planning.

Frankly it was a fun little icebreaker to start the session with. Set an upbeat and humorous tone!

...and all is wight with the world.

rawma · January 29, 2018, 08:43:42 PM

Quote from: Elfdart;1022424Speaking of great hunters, Elmer Fudd once said:

QuoteTwo wrongs don't make a wight!

I am very sad that all the wight puns were beaten to death before I had a chance to post in this thread.

But I feel obliged to observe that four wrongs squared, minus two wrongs to the fourth power, divided by this formula, do make a wight.

cranebump · January 30, 2018, 04:43:49 PM

Quote from: rawma;1022640I am very sad that all the wight puns were beaten to death before I had a chance to post in this thread.

But I feel obliged to observe that four wrongs squared, minus two wrongs to the fourth power, divided by this formula, do make a wight.

Wight on, brutha.

RPGPundit · February 01, 2018, 01:06:13 AM

Well, in my Dark Albion setting, there's a whole island that's infested with wights. The Isle of Wights, of course.

Azraele · February 01, 2018, 01:16:34 AM

Quote from: RPGPundit;1022989Well, in my Dark Albion setting, there's a whole island that's infested with wights. The Isle of Wights, of course.

I like this post, because it means you have an answer to the wightpocalypse: "Confine them to an island"

Also; fun map margins! "Here there be Dragons but over HERE there be WIGHTS so you best step the f$^% OFF SON"

Gorilla_Zod · February 01, 2018, 06:03:18 AM

I remember reading years ago that some GM's solution to this problem was to have all wights be part of a shadowy protection racket, sort of like "You leave us alone to do our wight thing, and we don't apocalypsise your setting." I thought that was funny.

RPGPundit · February 04, 2018, 05:03:37 AM

Quote from: Azraele;1022991I like this post, because it means you have an answer to the wightpocalypse: "Confine them to an island"

Also; fun map margins! "Here there be Dragons but over HERE there be WIGHTS so you best step the f$^% OFF SON"

Yeah. I mean, obviously it started as a pun, but it works.

Bren · February 04, 2018, 11:49:43 AM

Quote from: RPGPundit;1023596Yeah. I mean, obviously it started as a pun, but it works.

Any Dark Albion/Lion & Dragon setting definitely needs an Isle of Wights.

RPGPundit · February 06, 2018, 04:02:47 AM

Quote from: Bren;1023618Any Dark Albion/Lion & Dragon setting definitely needs an Isle of Wights.

I'm not sure how that's true. But I do think it's fun to have.

Gronan of Simmerya · February 06, 2018, 01:20:22 PM

Doctor Strange created his house servant from two undead revenants.

Two wights made a Wong.

Bren · February 06, 2018, 06:44:27 PM

Quote from: RPGPundit;1023951I'm not sure how that's true. But I do think it's fun to have.

It's true

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1024011Two wights made a Wong.

I believe that has already been used in this thread.