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Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Daedalus on March 16, 2011, 03:51:03 PM
Have you have been gaming and had a player like this?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/14/

What did you do about it?
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: ggroy on March 16, 2011, 03:55:58 PM
Sounds like a very extreme version of a "canon lawyer".

In the past, I've played in games with "canon lawyers".  For the most part, these games typically self-destructed after awhile if the DM wasn't a "canon lawyer".
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Aos on March 16, 2011, 04:14:23 PM
Quote from: Daedalus;446693Have you have been gaming and had a player like this?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/14/

What did you do about it?

You mean the fat guy? Sure. I went to cpr training. I also bought a woodchipper.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Benoist on March 16, 2011, 04:36:44 PM
I'd like Daedalus to precise "like that." Like what? People who ask silly questions at the game table?
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Daedalus on March 16, 2011, 04:50:48 PM
Quote from: Benoist;446722I'd like Daedalus to precise "like that." Like what? People who ask silly questions at the game table?

To clarify what I am talking about, yes who ask silly questions at the table or make weird demands like that guy did
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Benoist on March 16, 2011, 04:58:07 PM
Quote from: Daedalus;446728To clarify what I am talking about, yes who ask silly questions at the table or make weird demands like that guy did
About that particular question -

DM: The Sun of Athas is enormous, much larger than our own, but it is also dying, which means that if the Sun is darker, less bright than our own, it is scorching the surface of Athas nonetheless. There are legends that speak about a distant past when the Sun was farther, but brighter in the heavens, but these are just bits of fairy tales that are usually discarded by the time you make it to adulthood. Who has the time to care about such things when life is a struggle of every moment?
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Benoist on March 16, 2011, 05:00:51 PM
Quote from: Daedalus;446728To clarify what I am talking about, yes who ask silly questions at the table or make weird demands like that guy did
I'll assess the question fairly. If it's a question that has merit, I'll answer, or make up the answer. If questions like this keep piling up out-of-character, I'll remind everyone we're here to play the game, not to play Dark Sun trivial pursuit. The thing is, you can use these types of questions to drive immersion into the game world. See the answer to the particular question of the strip I just wrote above. You get to talk about the characters' perspective, and create a sense of immersion from a question like this.

If the question has no merit, I'll just ask the player to shut the fuck up and roll the dice. :D
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: RPGPundit on March 17, 2011, 12:55:10 PM
I don't think there was actually point to this thread, except that Daedalus found the webcomic funny and wanted to post it, so he made up some half-assed bullshit "question" to try to justify it.

RPGPundit
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Daedalus on March 17, 2011, 01:00:21 PM
Quote from: Benoist;446732I'll assess the question fairly. If it's a question that has merit, I'll answer, or make up the answer. If questions like this keep piling up out-of-character, I'll remind everyone we're here to play the game, not to play Dark Sun trivial pursuit. The thing is, you can use these types of questions to drive immersion into the game world. See the answer to the particular question of the strip I just wrote above. You get to talk about the characters' perspective, and create a sense of immersion from a question like this.

If the question has no merit, I'll just ask the player to shut the fuck up and roll the dice. :D

I have been lucky.  The gamers I have gamed with have been pretty good and I dont think I have ever run into gamers like this in my tabletop games (I have run into 1 or 2 in online games that I have fun.

You are right though, telling them to shut the fuck up and roll the dice the dice is the right way to go.  If they get too anoying then just kick them out of the group.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: flyingmice on March 17, 2011, 01:04:21 PM
I don't play Dark Sun FOR THIS VERY REASON! If it says DARK SUN on the box, WHY ISN"T THE FREAKING SUN DARK????

Bastards!

:D

-clash
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Benoist on March 17, 2011, 02:56:03 PM
Quote from: Daedalus;446922I have been lucky.  The gamers I have gamed with have been pretty good and I dont think I have ever run into gamers like this in my tabletop games (I have run into 1 or 2 in online games that I have fun.

You are right though, telling them to shut the fuck up and roll the dice the dice is the right way to go.  If they get too anoying then just kick them out of the group.
I honestly can't remember the last time I had someone asking really stupid questions in a game I ran. I guess there's the way it's asked, and what's meant by the question, too. You can have a player ask a question that seems stupid but from his POV is honest to God in a "I'd really like to know, that doesn't make sense to me" kind of way, and I think that deserves an equally honest answer. If however the question is just short-hand for mean-spiritedness, "your game sucks" style, then that should stop, and fast.

I've seen my share of the former. Not so much of the latter. But then, I don't make a habit of playing with douchebags.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Novastar on March 17, 2011, 03:15:35 PM
Actually, a dying star, showing up on the planet's pale blue sky as some dark ominious black orb, while scorching the world of life, sounds pretty damn awesome as flavor text to me...

Have to remember it for a Rogue Trader game!
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Phantom Black on March 17, 2011, 05:04:20 PM
I had a player like that, yes. Once.
I regulated the player.



Random bullshit rant based on setting or system. Roll a d6:

1: "Why is it called FORGOTTEN REALMS, IF ALMOST EVERY SAGE REMEMBERS THEM AND THERE'S STILL ARTIFECTS AROUND!?!?"

2: "WHY IS THIS CRAPPY SETTING CALLED GREYHAWK IF THERE ARE NO GREY HAWKS IN IT!?! I CALL FRAUD!!!"

3: "WHY IS THIS CALLED "ESSENTIALS" IF IT MISSES IMPORTANT GAME RULES!?!?"

4: "WHY IS THIS FUCKY SYSTEM CALLED "SAVAGE WORLDS" ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T EVEN INCLUDE A SETTING, NOT EVEN ONE AT ALL?!?"

5: "d20 MODERN? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? CLASS-BASED SYSTEMS AREN'T 'MODERN', THEY'RE ARCHAIC AND OUTDONE; WHY ARE THERE CHARACTER LEVELS?!?"

6: "WHY DOES THIS BRP-THING INCLUDE 'BASIC' IN ITS TITLE ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T EVEN USE BASIC SIX-SIDED DICE FOR ITS CORE MECHANIC? WHAT IS THIS BOGUS CRAP?"


That's what this discussion reminds me of.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: The Butcher on March 17, 2011, 05:13:30 PM
Quote from: Phantom Black;4469781: "Why is it called FORGOTTEN REALMS, IF ALMOST EVERY SAGE REMEMBERS THEM AND THERE'S STILL ARTIFECTS AROUND!?!?"

:hmm:
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Koltar on March 18, 2011, 04:49:17 AM
Quote from: Daedalus;446693Have you have been gaming and had a player like this?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/14/

What did you do about it?

Nope.

 Never.

 Probably because I don't have players that are one-joke comic strip characters.
 The folks I play are bright enough not to ask such questions and know that the name of a setting is just a proper name, not a literal description.


- Ed C.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 18, 2011, 05:11:15 AM
Like Benoist said. Shut the fuck up and roll the dice.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Melan on March 18, 2011, 05:53:01 AM
No, I have never had a player like that. Go me.

(There were other kinds of asshats, although not too many all things considered.)
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Professort Zoot on March 18, 2011, 11:52:10 AM
Quote from: Daedalus;446693Have you have been gaming and had a player like this?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/14/

What did you do about it?


like what?  Subhuman in intelligence with bizarre expectations? With a disproportionate head?  I can't even tell what traits are being exaggerated/mocked in this strip; it's too bizarre.
Title: Ever have a player like this?
Post by: Reckall on March 18, 2011, 12:19:08 PM
Quote from: Daedalus;446693Have you have been gaming and had a player like this?

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/5/14/

Yes, me :D

When I'm the GM the setting is a "guideline, and a very broad one". When I'm a player I usually quote chapter and verse every time a tree is not where it is supposed to be.

It cames from learning the setting by heart so to mess with it when I'm GMing. :p