I don't think I've mentioned this little product on here yet. It's my way of making your RPGs less Tolkien and more Douglas Adams: https://preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/466155/gilded-die-of-satanis
Obviously, not everyone wants that (as the lone reviewer illustrates), but that's ok. The Gilded Die of Satanis isn't meant for everyone.
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