1. SMAW-NE
2. The Trammps - Disco Inferno
3. Nero

1. A machete
2. Telstar
3. Halle Berry

1. Phaser rifle (it's good for Borgs must be good for zombies)
2. Vivaldi - Four Seasons (don't ask)
3. MacGyver (he can kill zombie with a match I guess...)

Weapon: A hand painted sign that reads: "REPENT! The end is near!"
Music:  Dies Irae from Mozart's Requiem
Famous co-fighter: H U L K

For durability the REPENT! sign would be a resprayed stop sign or some kind of metal signpost. Course I wouldn't mind having a couple cheap cardstock and wood stake end-of-the-world signs to impale the hearts, brains and eyes of the zombie horde.

Lo-tech ZMMORPG: //www.urbandead.com

And if you don't mind the threadjack my nightmare scenario
Worst weapon: ice cream cone, fun size
Worst music: Berry Manilo
Worst celebrity co-fighter: Eckhard Tolle

1. A huge fucking shotgun with lots of ammo, and a pick-axe as a side-arm.

2. Highway Star, by Deep Purple, or Princes of the Universe, by Queen.

3. Halle Berry, because she's quite hot, and phisically fit.

1. If there's enough ammo, a shotgun. If not, then a halberd (the more far away I can keep them, the better).
2. Richard Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries (what's good enough to make you want to annex Poland is also good enough to smash zombie skulls)
3. Nikolai Valuev (especially on the halberd route, as The Beast From The East would combine a massive reach with devastating blows)

1) Tommy Gun
2) White Zombie - More Human than Human
2) I know Stuart took it, but I agree with Dr. Who.

1.)Flamethrower
2.)AC/DC-Highway to hell
3.)Satan

A Savage Dragon style pair of power gloves.
Violent Fems "Blister in the Sun"
Arnold

If you have to settle for a real-world weapon -- go for a heavy crowbar.  A versatile weapon that won't run out of ammo, tire you out too much using it, or get stuck in a Zombie and it'll help you open up doors, padlocks, and air vents to help in your escape from the Zombie-pocalypse!  :hehe:

Quote from: StuartIf you have to settle for a real-world weapon -- go for a heavy crowbar.  A versatile weapon that won't run out of ammo, tire you out too much using it, or get stuck in a Zombie and it'll help you open up doors, padlocks, and air vents to help in your escape from the Zombie-pocalypse!  :hehe:

IMO A fire axe does much the same and gives you a longer reach with a better balance, plus it's even better for breaking down things- hence the use of them by firemen...

But really, against a hoard of Zombies any hand-to-hand weapon is a second choice because you will tire and they will keep coming. Doesn't anyone here read the Zombie Survival Guide:)

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

Noobs

Good call on the Fire axe!  :haw:

I guess it all depends on how long you need to plan on fighting Zombies for. :eek:

Quote from: gleichmanIMO A fire axe does much the same and gives you a longer reach with a better balance, plus it's even better for breaking down things- hence the use of them by firemen...

Actually, a fire axe is what I was really looking for -- a pickaxe with a normal axe head cutting edge parallel to the handle.  I forgot fire axes have that pick on the back, too.  Perfect.

Quote from: gleichmanBut really, against a hoard of Zombies any hand-to-hand weapon is a second choice because you will tire and they will keep coming. Doesn't anyone here read the Zombie Survival Guide:)

Well, I said it depends on the ammo.  A gun without ammo is pretty useless.

If fantasy weapons and people are allowed, I think the phaser and Jesus deserve first prize (Doctor Who gets honorable mention but, remember, he has lost companions):



You could be next.  Jesus is way better. (Also this)

"Jesus the killstealer"
Rev 19:11-21
[11] Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse! He who sat upon it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he judges and makes war.
[12] His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems; and he has a name inscribed which no one knows but himself.
[13] He is clad in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Word of God.
[14] And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, followed him on white horses.
[15] From his mouth issues a sharp sword with which to smite the nations, and he will rule them with a rod of iron; he will tread the wine press of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.
[16] On his robe and on his thigh he has a name inscribed, King of kings and Lord of lords.
[17] Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, and with a loud voice he called to all the birds that fly in midheaven, "Come, gather for the great supper of God,
[18] to eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of mighty men, the flesh of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all men, both free and slave, both small and great."
[19] And I saw the beast and the kings of the earth with their armies gathered to make war against him who sits upon the horse and against his army.
[20] And the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who in its presence had worked the signs by which he deceived those who had received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped its image. These two were thrown alive into the lake of fire that burns with sulphur.
[21] And the rest were slain by the sword of him who sits upon the horse, the sword that issues from his mouth; and all the birds were gorged with their flesh.

He's a killstealer! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Actually, I change my famous person to Adric. I want to see him die again.