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Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Stumpydave on February 22, 2007, 06:07:55 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6387611.stm

Spears today, ak's tomorrow!!!!
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Blackleaf on February 22, 2007, 06:19:14 PM
I was just reading this.  A few years ago I saw a Gorilla take a branch and strip off the bark and smaller branches so that she could reach up through the roof of her enclosure to bat at a hanging overhead light.  Definitely seemed to be making/using a tool to me.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: James McMurray on February 22, 2007, 06:24:27 PM
When is someone going to come along and claim the chimp on monkey violence is a learned behavior caused by the interference of Man on their habitat?
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Ian Absentia on February 22, 2007, 06:38:20 PM
Quote from: StumpydaveSpears today...
I got confused.  I thought that you were somehow making a connection between apes and Brittney Spears.  Hunh.

!i!
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: J Arcane on February 22, 2007, 10:49:28 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayWhen is someone going to come along and claim the chimp on monkey violence is a learned behavior caused by the interference of Man on their habitat?
If they do come along, can I smack them?  Please?

Apes is fuckin' vicious, don't ever get confused.

There's a reason for the expression "ape-shit"
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Dominus Nox on February 22, 2007, 11:39:48 PM
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaI got confused.  I thought that you were somehow making a connection between apes and Brittney Spears.  Hunh.

!i!


DUH. He was implying apes were able to make spears, or close to it.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Ian Absentia on February 23, 2007, 12:22:54 AM
Apes did not make Spears.  Her grasping little mother is responsible for the way she turned out.  Her and Disney.

!i!
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Aos on February 23, 2007, 12:28:22 AM
Quote from: StuartI was just reading this.  A few years ago I saw a Gorilla take a branch and strip off the bark and smaller branches so that she could reach up through the roof of her enclosure to bat at a hanging overhead light.  Definitely seemed to be making/using a tool to me.

This is just the latest of many examples, chimps in the gombi forest use rocks to smash nuts; thai forest chimps use sticks to "fish" for termites*. I did find this example really interesting, though, because there is a real drive in western science, dating back to the early days Darwin's theory, to seperate Humans from animals. Everyone from linguists to paleoanthropologists have indulged in it. Two very good books that touch on this are Roger Fouts' Next of Kin and Roger Lewin's Bones of Contention. To get a look at the same phenomenon from the religious side of the fence, check out The Creationsits by Daniel Numbers.
Personally I find the idea that we are different in degree rather than kind to be rather beautiful.


*I might have my forests backwards, and I'm too tired to look it up.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Dominus Nox on February 23, 2007, 12:31:02 AM
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaApes did not make Spears.  Her grasping little mother is responsible for the way she turned out.  Her and Disney.

!i!

You can't always blame the parents for they way their children turn out. Sometimes even the best of parents have bad offspring.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Stumpydave on February 23, 2007, 02:54:08 AM
Quote from: Dominus NoxYou can't always blame the parents for they way their children turn out. Sometimes even the best of parents have bad offspring.

MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...POST.........
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Ian Absentia on February 23, 2007, 03:45:05 AM
Don't do it, Dave.  The karma visited upon you will be tenfold.  Be the water.

Hey, that said, anyone here ever heard of Fu Manchu the orang-utan?  Try Googling him up.  Crazy stuff.

!i!
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Dominus Nox on February 23, 2007, 11:34:43 AM
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaDon't do it, Dave.  The karma visited upon you will be tenfold.  Be the water.

Hey, that said, anyone here ever heard of Fu Manchu the orang-utan?  Try Googling him up.  Crazy stuff.

!i!


"Fu Manchu" is an offensive anti-chinese stereotype, you anti-asian racist bigot.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Balbinus on February 23, 2007, 11:48:17 AM
Tool use of itself isn't particularly new, it's using tools to make other tools that is new.

That was another supposedly unique to humans trait.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Dominus Nox on February 23, 2007, 11:55:35 AM
Quote from: BalbinusTool use of itself isn't particularly new, it's using tools to make other tools that is new.

That was another supposedly unique to humans trait.
Just last night I saw something about a crow in japan that drops heard shelled nuts on a crosswalk in japan, waits for a car to run over them and crach the shells, then waits for the crossing light to come on, goes down and eats the nutmeat out of the broken shell.

People generally won't step on it, and in fact the japanese are polite enough to avoid it, then it takes off after grabbing the nutmeat.

May have to drop "birdbrain" from my list on insults.....
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Quire on February 23, 2007, 12:16:45 PM
Quote from: Ian AbsentiaDon't do it, Dave.  The karma visited upon you will be tenfold.  Be the water.

Hey, that said, anyone here ever heard of Fu Manchu the orang-utan?  Try Googling him up.  Crazy stuff.

!i!

What a cool oran! Quick google fu on fu manchu:

QuoteThe Harry Houdini of the primate world

Orangutans are known to be clever tool-users. One in particular became especially well-known for it. An orangutan named Fu Manchu lived at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Neb. In 1968, he found a way to escape. "It was a game to him," said zoo director Lee Simmons. Workers would come to the zoo in the morning and find Fu and his family in the trees outside their compound. The keepers would have to round them up and coax them back into their enclosure.

At first, head keeper Jerry Stones thought someone must have left the door to the compound unlocked. But no one admitted they might have done it.

When it happened again, Mr. Stones figured he was going to have to fire some careless worker. But after the third escape, he started to watch the orangutans carefully. Finally, he caught Fu Manchu in the act. The primate was slipping down to a door that connected the compound with the furnace room. Then, incredibly, he was using a piece of wire to slip under the latch and open the door.

To keep Fu from masterminding any more escapes, zookeepers were careful to remove from the cage any wire or other objects that might be used to unlatch the door.

But Fu wasn't about to give up. One day, Stones noticed that Fu had something in his mouth. Suspicious, Stones checked. Sure enough, Fu had bent a piece of wire so that he could hide it around his gums. He had been storing his latest lock pick in his mouth.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: James McMurray on February 23, 2007, 01:22:21 PM
Quote from: J ArcaneIf they do come along, can I smack them?  Please?

Yes you may. In fact, go ape-shit. :)
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Ian Absentia on February 23, 2007, 01:25:43 PM
Quote from: Dominus Nox"Fu Manchu" is an offensive anti-chinese stereotype, you anti-asian racist bigot.
Hey, I wasn't the one who named him that.  And it's more of an ignorant imperialist anachronism.  And, yes, many people do find it an offensive stereotype.  And, as Jerry Seinfeld once said in the "Donna Chang" episode, "How can it be racist if you like the race?"  In other words, I suggest you take that accusation up with my wife and kids. :p

Oh, hey, and how 'bout that orang?  I think it's kind of telling that "orang-utan" translates from Malaya to "forest man".  Indigenously, they've traditionally been considered another people, albeit with remarkably poor hygeine.

!i!
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Ian Absentia on February 23, 2007, 01:27:42 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayYes you may. In fact, go ape-shit. :)
RACIST!!!  Er...SPECIESIST!!!

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Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: James McMurray on February 23, 2007, 01:31:28 PM
Works for me. I'll happily admit I'm a Humans above all type of guy. :)
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Pseudoephedrine on February 23, 2007, 02:50:32 PM
Quote from: James McMurrayWhen is someone going to come along and claim the chimp on monkey violence is a learned behavior caused by the interference of Man on their habitat?

Actually, there was an article from last year that argued that chimpanzee violence has reached an all time high due to habitat destruction. As their habitat is destroyed, bands of chimpanzees are forced to compete for the same small area, and this has made their usual struggles even more vicious than usual.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: James McMurray on February 23, 2007, 03:01:05 PM
Makes sense to me, and doesn't bother me in the slightest. If they wanna compete with the big boys they need to move past the pointy stick phase like us higher primates did. :)
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Blackleaf on February 23, 2007, 08:07:58 PM
I was surprised to read that the Chimpanzees were eating bushbabies.  Bushbabies aren't for eating.  They're for teaching Spanish and putting in your top hat to provide moral support while you carry out your dastardly deeds.  Clearly.
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Ian Absentia on February 23, 2007, 11:54:01 PM
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:confused:

!i!
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Blackleaf on February 24, 2007, 06:39:04 AM
That's a'right. (http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/DrSnuggles/DrSnuggles029.jpg) :cool:
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: J Arcane on February 24, 2007, 06:44:40 AM
Ok, what the hell.  That's the second reference to the same obscure 70's cartoon, on two different boards, ina very short span of time.  

You wouldn't happen to post on Evil Avatar, would you Stuart?
Title: You damned dirty apes!
Post by: Blackleaf on February 24, 2007, 06:51:46 AM
I don't think I've ever been on that site.  It might be where people grew up.  In Canada, the UK and Europe it wasn't that obscure a show.  Peter Ustinov did voice work on that show. :)