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Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Zardoz on March 31, 2008, 03:45:26 am
Anyone ever see those commercials a few years ago with the ridiculous posers running a cell phone company, charging ridiculous fees and acting like clowns, and the guy looks at them in disbelief and stays in an almost stunned tone "You guys are morons."

Well, I know just how he felt. :rolleyes:


I looked up this "noxgate" thing and I see a guy speaking out against a fanatical religious movement that wants to turn the world into one big religious dictatorship, and he's called a racist for it, even though he was speaking against a religion and not a race.

Pundit claims that western culture is better than any other, and then claims only anglo saxons, I.E. white people, can run it right and you're giving me shit for calling him a racist?

My god, I think I've finally reached the most complete abnegation of intelligence the internet has to offer. In fact this site may represent the utter antithesis of intelligence. As impossible as it may sound, I think this board's average user IQ would be in the negative numbers...:eek:

I mean, I'm just literally stunned by the magnitude of stupidity here.

You guys are morons. Seriously.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 31, 2008, 03:51:57 am
Brett, Pundit, are we sure there's no sockpuppeting going on? Jackalope, Zardoz, and the one with the troll avatar - surely there can't be three guys who are cocksmocks in exactly the same way, all signing up within 24 hours?
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Post by: J Arcane on March 31, 2008, 03:57:39 am
Quote from: Kyle Aaron
Brett, Pundit, are we sure there's no sockpuppeting going on? Jackalope, Zardoz, and the one with the troll avatar - surely there can't be three guys who are cocksmocks in exactly the same way, all signing up within 24 hours?
If they're not socks, probably just buddy-buddies, like our friends over at Animalball, the Forge, or the 4chan types.  Like to swarm a site en masse, stir up the populace for their own amusement.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Cthy on March 31, 2008, 04:03:57 am
Quote from: Zardoz
You guys are morons. Seriously.


Hand.Face.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Jackalope on March 31, 2008, 04:06:40 am
Quote from: Kyle Aaron
Brett, Pundit, are we sure there's no sockpuppeting going on? Jackalope, Zardoz, and the one with the troll avatar - surely there can't be three guys who are cocksmocks in exactly the same way, all signing up within 24 hours?


Dude.  I am not Zardoz, and I do not have a sock puppet.
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Post by: J Arcane on March 31, 2008, 04:06:51 am
Quote from: Cthy
Hand.Face.
(http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg)
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 31, 2008, 04:11:31 am
That's true, they might be like those Animalball drongos.

Why don't they just have an rpg session to amuse themselves like everyone else? Though I s'pose it's no surprise if they can't get a group...
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Jackalope on March 31, 2008, 04:20:57 am
Quote from: Zardoz
Pundit claims that western culture is better than any other, and then claims only anglo saxons, I.E. white people, can run it right and you're giving me shit for calling him a racist?

Please learn something about the history of racism before you begin throwing that word out.

The concept of white identity was created to unite various Caucasian peoples into one broad category.  Anglo-Saxon does not mean white, white identity subsumes Anglo-Saxon, Gallic, Scandanvian, Germanic and Celtic peoples.

White people do not exist.  White identity is a politically created fiction.

Anglo-Saxon people do exist.  Anglo-Saxons are a distinct genetic group with common genetic markers.  You cannot determine if a person is white by looking at their genetic code or DNA.  You can, however, determine if they are Anglo-Saxon.

I have a black (black is also a political fiction) friend who had his DNA tested to determine which part of Africa his ancestors came from.  The test determined his ancestors were from Western Europe, and that he was genetically Anglo-Saxon.

In other words, you are an idiot who has no idea what racism is, or what he's talking about.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Thanatos02 on March 31, 2008, 05:29:26 am
"I mean, I'm just literally stunned by the magnitude of stupidity here. "

Well, enjoy your stay.
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Post by: Danger on March 31, 2008, 09:30:10 am
I know you are, but what am I?
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: David R on March 31, 2008, 09:33:40 am
There are many people out there that think we are morons, what makes you so special Zardoz ?

Regards,
David R
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Post by: jrients on March 31, 2008, 10:35:43 am
Quote from: Zardoz
You guys are morons. Seriously.


There's a psychology at work here that I've never understood.  When I conclude that a message board is full of idiots, I just leave.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Settembrini on March 31, 2008, 10:46:45 am
I´m not sure, but I think we have some inter-board fifth columnists or partisans doing some uncoordinated guerilla work. I do not see fully through the smokescreen, but something fishy is going on, that might only make sense for those still having ties to RPG.Net, I fear.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Serious Paul on March 31, 2008, 11:06:42 am
Quote from: Kyle Aaron
That's true, they might be like those Animalball drongos.

I'd like to think we were way funnier than this drivel. But no, nobody except me remains from the sole incursion here from Animalball. I think Brasky stops by to read, but doesn't post. No one else-to my knowledge stuck around, or has been back since. (And this guy definitely isn't funny enough or smart enough to be from AB, or for that matter Bulldrek.)
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: NiallS on March 31, 2008, 11:09:55 am
Quote from: Settembrini
I´m not sure, but I think we have some inter-board fifth columnists or partisans doing some uncoordinated guerilla work. I do not see fully through the smokescreen, but something fishy is going on, that might only make sense for those still having ties to RPG.Net, I fear.


What makes your statement even more hilarious is taking this all literally and imagining Zardoz the poster as Sean Connery representing the horse riding, red nappy, clay faced 'barbarians' of RPG.Net infiltrating the halcyon, free love, hippies of the RPGsite. All that remains is to decide who are the senile aged ones and where the hell is my flying castle?
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: James J Skach on March 31, 2008, 11:12:22 am
Quote from: NiallS
What makes your statement even more hilarious is taking this all literally and imagining Zardoz the poster as Sean Connery representing the horse riding, red nappy, clay faced 'barbarians' of RPG.Net infiltrating the halcyon, free love, hippies of the RPGsite. All that remains is to decide who are the senile aged ones and where the hell is my flying castle?

Wait...the Love is Free? Somebody has some 'splainin to do.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Serious Paul on March 31, 2008, 11:13:11 am
You only hurt the ones you love?
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Post by: NiallS on March 31, 2008, 12:09:06 pm
Quote from: James J Skach
Wait...the Love is Free? Somebody has some 'splainin to do.


The love is free. Its the sex that costs you
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Post by: Mike S. on March 31, 2008, 12:20:02 pm
Quote from: Zardoz
I mean, I'm just literally stunned by the magnitude of stupidity here.

You guys are morons. Seriously.


Don't like it, then leave.

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
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Post by: Serious Paul on March 31, 2008, 12:36:38 pm
Quote from: Mike S.
Don't like it, then leave.


Careful Pal! He might call you a name!
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Post by: Abyssal Maw on March 31, 2008, 01:10:20 pm
I like to think of us as a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Post by: Ian Absentia on March 31, 2008, 01:32:50 pm
Quote from: Jackalope
Dude.  I am not Zardoz, and I do not have a sock puppet.
Yeah?  Prove it.

!i!
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: Mike S. on March 31, 2008, 01:59:05 pm
Quote from: Serious Paul
Careful Pal! He might call you a name!


As if I am worried about someone on a message forum.
Title: Wow. You guys are morons.
Post by: shewolf on March 31, 2008, 02:44:34 pm
Quote from: Settembrini
I do not see fully through the smokescreen, but something fishy is going on, that might only make sense for those still having ties to RPG.Net, I fear.


If so, I'm not seeing it.

Then again, I'm not one of the cool kids, really.
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Post by: Serious Paul on March 31, 2008, 02:54:59 pm
Quote from: Mike S.
As if I am worried about someone on a message forum.


Oh sure, use logic and reason why don't you! See if I care! Racist! :cool: ;)
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Post by: StormBringer on March 31, 2008, 03:01:12 pm
Quote from: Mike S.
As if I am worried about someone on a message forum.
But, he may also throw dog poop at you.
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Post by: Last Knight on March 31, 2008, 04:36:54 pm
Quote from: StormBringer
But, he may also throw dog poop at you.
Buckets of it!
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Post by: Mike S. on March 31, 2008, 05:18:27 pm
Quote from: Serious Paul
Oh sure, use logic and reason why don't you! See if I care! Racist! :cool: ;)


Using logic and reason on a message forum?  What the hell was I thinking?  :D
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Post by: Mike S. on March 31, 2008, 05:19:29 pm
Quote from: StormBringer
But, he may also throw dog poop at you.


I am going to do something strange here and not say what I was thinking as far as a reply to your post (not about you, but about him).

Yes, restraint on a message forum.  It's rare but it happens
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Post by: Acta Est Fabula on March 31, 2008, 05:22:30 pm
Quote from: StormBringer
But, he may also throw dog poop at you.


One would think that with the limp he suffers from, one would be able to see him coming with a bucket of dog poop and take the appropriate evasive actions.  I doubt he would be able to catch you.  So really all you have is a gimp walking around with a bucket of dog poop like a 1st grader with a booger on his finger shouting, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you!"
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Post by: Last Knight on March 31, 2008, 05:24:11 pm
Quote from: Acta Est Fabula
One would think that with the limp he suffers from, one would be able to see him coming with a bucket of dog poop and take the appropriate evasive actions.  I doubt he would be able to catch you.  So really all you have is a gimp walking around with a bucket of dog poop like a 1st grader with a booger on his finger shouting, "I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you!"
Let's give him a little credit.

He might build a catapult.
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Post by: Cthy on March 31, 2008, 05:44:25 pm
Oh shit, the BBC have just RickRolled me.

:confused:
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Post by: Cthy on March 31, 2008, 05:58:33 pm
Dammit, I knew it. I just bloody knew it.


Well, its a weight off my mind.:p
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Post by: Last Knight on March 31, 2008, 06:03:44 pm
Quote from: Chango Chi
You got me. This whole forum is mine, everyone here is actually my sockpuppet. It is all part of my master plan to spread my cocksmockery all over the internet.
To quote someone on TBP, "I'm a solipsist. And by definition, so are you."
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Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 31, 2008, 06:31:48 pm
Quote from: Serious Paul
I'd like to think we were way funnier than this drivel.
A little bit. But not much. Sorry.

Quote from: Serious Paul
But no, nobody except me remains from the sole incursion here from Animalball.
Well, that's the nature of these gag groups. They're not in the place for the place itself, just to stir shit - so they'll never stay long. Your average troll has the attention span of a red-headed stepchild who's been beaten too much about the head.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 06:47:58 pm
Quote from: Settembrini
I´m not sure, but I think we have some inter-board fifth columnists or partisans doing some uncoordinated guerilla work. I do not see fully through the smokescreen, but something fishy is going on, that might only make sense for those still having ties to RPG.Net, I fear.


You will be first against the wall when the Purple revolution comes!  Viva la Cessna!
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Post by: Ian Absentia on March 31, 2008, 06:53:07 pm
Quote from: Chango Chi
The only way to get rid of me is to find the magic Banhammer Mjolnir and whack me repeatedly with it over the head while chanting sticks and stones.
Ah.  So there it is. "You guys claim you won't ban people just for being pricks, so I'll push that envelope as far as possible and make you all look like hypocrites."

No, Chango, the only way to get rid of you is to just ignore you. Which I'm clearly not doing.  The novelty of the troll swarm hasn't worn off just yet.

!i!
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Post by: One Horse Town on March 31, 2008, 06:57:58 pm
Quote from: Ian Absentia

No, Chango, the only way to get rid of you is to just ignore you. Which I'm clearly not doing.  The novelty of the troll swarm hasn't worn off just yet.

!i!


I prefer J Arcane's term - "A vortex of trolls." Should be the official collective noun.
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Post by: Koltar on March 31, 2008, 07:00:23 pm
Quote from: One Horse Town
I prefer J Arcane's term - "A vortex of trolls." Should be the official collective noun.


Not  "a pathos of Trolls"?


- Ed C.
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Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 31, 2008, 07:32:40 pm
No, it's a vortex of trolls, and a pathos of Tangency posters.
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Post by: Kyle Aaron on March 31, 2008, 07:53:04 pm
Join rpg.net, and you get to see Tangency Open, the place where all the non-gamers gather to talk about their boring personal lives, h4wt chixxorz and how Dubya will destroy the world, or something.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 08:34:09 pm
Quote from: Kyle Aaron
Join rpg.net, and you get to see Tangency Open, the place where all the non-gamers gather to talk about their boring personal lives, h4wt chixxorz and how Dubya will destroy the world, or something.


Whats wrong with hawt cosplay chixxorz.

Man, if spying hawt cosplay chixxorz is wrong, I never ever wanna be right.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 08:35:06 pm
Or...hawt cosplay DUDEZ.

I'm still getting used to being a rampant faggot.  Please excuse my awkwardness.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 08:58:41 pm
Quote from: Chango Chi
just stop trying to stick your dick in other dudez mouths and you'll be fine


You loved it, stop fronting.
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Post by: Acta Est Fabula on March 31, 2008, 09:02:41 pm
Quote from: Kyle Aaron
Join rpg.net, and you get to see Tangency Open, the place where all the non-gamers gather to talk about their boring personal lives, h4wt chixxorz and how Dubya will destroy the world, or something.



Once you get past all of the "look at me", or "I need vibes because my life is shit", or "keetdoms!", or "The end of the world is near" threads, there actually is a lot of value in tangency.  It is one place there there is always someone who is pretty knowledgeable in whatever topic you need.  Whenever I have a question about anything, almost always someone comes up with a good answer.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 09:05:15 pm
Quote from: Acta Est Fabula
Once you get past all of the "look at me", or "I need vibes because my life is shit", or "keetdoms!", or "The end of the world is near" threads, there actually is a lot of value in tangency.  It is one place there there is always someone who is pretty knowledgeable in whatever topic you need.  Whenever I have a question about anything, almost always someone comes up with a good answer.


Thats the best thing about it.  I enjoy all the random shit too, but if I have a serious question I need an answer for, I cna go to Tang and get a really good answer.  And after that, have a thread with lolcats and the britpack slagging on each other.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 09:20:11 pm
Quote from: Chango Chi
usted hijo loco de una perra, fag estupendo

Shit, now I need to dig out my Babelfish link...

Translation:  you crazy son of a dog, fag wonderful

I suppose the translator meant "son of a bitch", but yes, as Curt would agree, fags are, indeed, wonderful.
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Post by: Acta Est Fabula on March 31, 2008, 09:23:31 pm
Quote from: Hackmastergeneral
Shit, now I need to dig out my Babelfish link...

Translation:  you crazy son of a dog, fag wonderful

I suppose the translator meant "son of a bitch", but yes, as Curt would agree, fags are, indeed, wonderful.


I didn't use bablefish, and my espanol is extremely rusty, but I thought he meant to say "estupido" instead of "estupendo"
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 09:25:23 pm
Quote from: Acta Est Fabula
I didn't use bablefish, and my espanol is extremely rusty, but I thought he meant to say "estupido" instead of "estupendo"


"He said it!  He can't unsay it!"

Chango Chi thinks fags are wonderful.  Astoundingly tolerant of him.  

Who's the grammar whore now, bitch?  :D
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Post by: Acta Est Fabula on March 31, 2008, 09:28:40 pm
Quote from: Hackmastergeneral
"He said it!  He can't unsay it!"

Chango Chi thinks fags are wonderful.  Astoundingly tolerant of him.  

Who's the grammar whore now, bitch?  :D

True.  BTW, Su madre es la hermana de su padre, y mi gato le gusta los pantalones.

How's that for random.
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Post by: Hackmastergeneral on March 31, 2008, 09:35:56 pm
May your family always have lead, and your mug be full of pie.
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Post by: JongWK on March 31, 2008, 10:37:09 pm
Amazing how both this place and TBP have been bugged by sockpuppets of late. Maybe Nox is off his medication again (http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=387220)?
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Post by: shewolf on March 31, 2008, 11:48:03 pm
Quote from: Chango Chi
wtf is tangency plx


Oh please. I've had enough of you Tango Cat.

Make yourself useful, tie yourself in a godedamn sack and throw yourself in a lake. Kthxbai.
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Post by: Serious Paul on March 31, 2008, 11:51:25 pm
They make threads to announce they're banning people? Wow how full of themselves are they? Of course  I can't imagine a site that really needs to ban users that aren't just spambots.
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Post by: shewolf on March 31, 2008, 11:57:46 pm
They don't announce spambots, they do announce other stuff, suich as :

Quote
For using a sock puppet account to post while banned, Chichango Chi (and his sock) have been banned from the forums.


and

Quote
beatnik gamer has been permabanned for being the formerly-permabanned-in-multiple-incarnations user Tron (and NPC Jeremy, and Nomad, etc.) This is the same user known as "Dominus Nox" on other forums.


It's great for the rubbernecking. Plus, it makes it easier to sort out who the rejects are that come here and act like useless twats. Like Chi or jackie.
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Post by: Acta Est Fabula on April 01, 2008, 12:08:56 am
Quote from: Chango Chi
LOLOLOLOLOL

you fucking skank gtfo


congrats, you win.  And this photo has never been more appropriate

(http://www.luclin.org/files/jamond/Retarded.jpg)
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Post by: Koltar on April 01, 2008, 01:11:49 am
Quote from: shewolf

It's great for the rubbernecking. Plus, it makes it easier to sort out who the rejects are that come here and act like useless twats. Like Chi or jackie.


He got banned there too?
 Well thats news to me - I thought he had maybe calmed down somewhat.


EDIT: Oh , okay it only happened earlier this evening - while I took that unexpected nap. (Painkiller meds induced I'm starting to think...)

- Ed C.
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Post by: shewolf on April 01, 2008, 08:31:43 am
If that was what he was always like, then I'm dissapointed.
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Post by: Rob Lang on April 01, 2008, 11:17:09 am
We need people like this, they don't challenge us but they're good for our egos. They're the personification of ignorance wrapped in unmutable self belief.
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Post by: Thanatos02 on April 03, 2008, 12:36:51 am
Quote from: Hackmastergeneral
Or...hawt cosplay DUDEZ.


My girlfriend, and her girlfriends approve of me cosplaying. I typically don't care, but hey, that's really all the incentive I need.

Shit. I mean, don't ask me why they're so enthusiastic, but I don't really care anymore.