To settle it once and for all. I plan to send these "independent poll" results to the White House.
Really.
Pete
Wait... which Clinton? I assume Bill, as Bush is still in the White House.
Quote from: pspahnTo settle it once and for all. I plan to send these "independent poll" results to the White House.
Where is the "Bush and Clinton are Mediocre" option?
Quote from: John MorrowWhere is the "Bush and Clinton are Mediocre" option?
My thoughts, exactly, Mr, Morrow...
Quote from: shewolfWait... which Clinton? I assume Bill,
Is there really a difference. :)
Pete
Quote from: John MorrowWhere is the "Bush and Clinton are Mediocre" option?
No way. Either SUXXORZ or ROXXORZ. No fence-sitting in this poll. This is serious business.
Pete
Quote from: pspahnNo way. Either SUXXORZ or ROXXORZ. No fence-sitting in this poll. This is serious business.
Pete
Okay , but why do such things with an oar ?
Not very dignified for guys are supposed to be president.
- Ed C.
My vote's with George Clinton cuz I hate grunge bands
Quote from: pspahnIs there really a difference. :)
Pete
Well, yes. See, a daddy has this extra bit, poorly designed and on the outer parts... while a bilogical female has those parts carefully stowed.
Oh, you meant politically. No, there isn't.
Quote from: shewolfSee, a daddy has this extra bit, poorly designed and on the outer parts... while a bilogical female has those parts carefully stowed.
Hey! :mad:
:)
Pete
Quote from: shewolfWell, yes. See, a daddy has this extra bit, poorly designed and on the outer parts... while a bilogical female has those parts carefully stowed.
All this talk of genitalia is too liberal for this moderate conservative with libertarian leanings.
:D
Quote from: pspahnHey! :mad:
:)
Pete
What? One bad hit, and no more breeding for the boys. The same hit, and I have more room to pop 'em out! :p
Quote from: jeff37923All this talk of genitalia is too liberal for this moderate conservative with libertarian leanings.
:D
What? How'd you explain it to your kids?;)
Quote from: shewolfWhat? One bad hit, and no more breeding for the boys. The same hit, and I have more room to pop 'em out! :p
What? How'd you explain it to your kids?;)
I let my daughter watch the movie,
The Secretary.
(Remember, discipline is a family value. :D )
Quote from: shewolfThe same hit, and I have more room to pop 'em out! :p
:eek:
Quote from: jeff37923I let my daughter watch the movie, The Secretary.
(Remember, discipline is a family value. :D )
So now the girl has a crush on James Spader??
Interesting parenting method.....
Quote from: pspahn:eek:
Too much? My brain to mouth filter needs replacing, and I just haven't had a chance to get to the store...
Quote from: shewolfToo much? My brain to mouth filter needs replacing, and I just haven't had a chance to get to the store...
Heh, heh. Not at all. The visual image just seemed so. . .painful. :)
Pete
Give birth. Or get kidney stones.
That's pain, luv! ;)
Quote from: shewolfGive birth. Or get kidney stones.
That's pain, luv! ;)
My wife did both. At the same time. :(
Needless to say, we don't recommend that combo.
Ok.. ya beat me.
Quote from: CallousMy wife did both. At the same time. :(
Needless to say, we don't recommend that combo.
I told mine to breathe. Good thing we went to those birthing classes. I felt really useful. :rolleyes:
Pete
It's not the kidney stones - it's the stint they put in. Which isn't so bad as they did that while asleep. It's when they take it out...while you're awake...with not much in the way of...well...you get the idea.
And the doc had the nerve to say "Are you fighting me, Jim?"
Quote from: shewolfWhat? One bad hit, and no more breeding for the boys. The same hit, and I have more room to pop 'em out! :p
some risks are worth taking.
Quote from: James J SkachIt's not the kidney stones - it's the stint they put in. Which isn't so bad as they did that while asleep. It's when they take it out...while you're awake...with not much in the way of...well...you get the idea.
And the doc had the nerve to say "Are you fighting me, Jim?"
Exactly! I don't wish kidney stones on my enemies.
Quote from: CallousExactly! I don't wish kidney stones on my enemies.
After having 2 of the bastards I began wishing them on my enemies. :D
Quote from: Jason CoplenAfter having 2 of the bastards I began wishing them on my enemies. :D
Pish...I chuckle at your measly 2. :eek:
Bush & Clinton both pwned my n00b a$$ on WoW. At once. Little known fact: online the bastards'll double-team ya. I only survived 'cuz Shatner's shaman came up and chased 'em off with a lightning bolt.
Did Mr. T jump in too, or was he too busy? :D
In case you haven't seen the ad, he has a Dark Elf Mohawk (? I think.. I don't play the game).
Quote from: shewolfDid Mr. T jump in too, or was he too busy? :D
In case you haven't seen the ad, he has a Dark Elf Mohawk (? I think.. I don't play the game).
Mr. T's ad is one of the funniest I've seen in a while (esp. if you any familiarity with WoW).
None, sadly :( I am not about to pay a monthly fee to play a game I've bought. Plus, the last time I played one of those kinds of game... well... my husband rightfully blocked the websites.
Crap the only one I ever get to see is the Shatner one. What the hell, man? Do they have timeblocks they release them on? You know, shatner gets the 8 pm to midnight time block or some shit?
Sounds like I'm missing some seriously funny shit, given that the only reason I didn't cancel my account back in february is my girl would kill me (she uses my character as an offtank for her raiding guild sometimes...)
Hell, if I blocked WoW I'd actually have to... you know... talk to her sometimes. 15 bucks a month (30, really, for two accounts) is worth the peace and quiet they bring...
Tranquility through addiction. Gotta love it.
Quote from: SpikeCrap the only one I ever get to see is the Shatner one. What the hell, man? Do they have timeblocks they release them on? You know, shatner gets the 8 pm to midnight time block or some shit?
Sounds like I'm missing some seriously funny shit, given that the only reason I didn't cancel my account back in february is my girl would kill me (she uses my character as an offtank for her raiding guild sometimes...)
Hell, if I blocked WoW I'd actually have to... you know... talk to her sometimes. 15 bucks a month (30, really, for two accounts) is worth the peace and quiet they bring...
Tranquility through addiction. Gotta love it.
Youtube's got them. My favorite is Mr. T.
Pete