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Smart-ass replies to tBP threads

Started by flyingmice, May 27, 2008, 05:05:56 PM

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flyingmice

May 27, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
It the style of MAD Magazine's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"...

Thread: I just made my first Traveller character  

Reply A: I went poopoo in the potty!
Reply B: I'm so proud of you!
Reply C: Did he die in chargen?

Thread: Why does the Hero System get treated badly?

Reply A: Because it's evil, and needs to be eradicated.
Reply B: GURPS Cabal. 'Nuff said.
Reply C: It's a Hero. It can take a little abuse.

Thread: New Transhuman game?

Reply A: I wasn't finished with my human games yet!
Reply B: Is there a Transhuman market yet?
Reply C: Putting a question mark after a phrase doesn't make it a sentence.

Thread: Non-standard dice question

Reply A: What's the standard dice question?
Reply B: That's a statement, not a question.
Reply C: Non-standard dice answer.

Thread: [Looking for a system] A detailed, crunchy system that isn't tactical

Reply A: Without no seams nor needlework...
Reply B: Is this one of those "Impossible Things before Breakfast?"
Reply C: Exalted!

Thread: W:tF + nWoD's Armory + nWoD's Shadows of Mexico = What?

Reply A: I give up! What?
Reply B: Three men who have never been in my kitchen?
Reply C:  White Wolf's dream consumer!

Thread: [Exalted] Social Combat: Throw me a fricking bone

Reply A: I doubt bones are used for social combat, even in Exalted.
Reply B: I doubt bones are used for fricking, even in Exalted.
Reply C: Exalted!

-clash
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Koltar

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May 27, 2008, 05:17:15 PM
Every time I see that abbreviation for current Werewolf I think : "Who named a game What The Fuck?"


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flyingmice

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May 27, 2008, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: KoltarEvery time I see that abbreviation for current Werewolf I think : "Who named a game What The Fuck?"


- Ed C.

Whenever I see it written out, I read "Werewolf: The Foreskin."

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Seanchai

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May 27, 2008, 07:06:36 PM
What? No mocking of the spider photo moderation thread?

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flyingmice

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May 27, 2008, 07:16:00 PM
Quote from: SeanchaiWhat? No mocking of the spider photo moderation thread?

Seanchai

That would be in a forum I don't go into for fear of my SAN score, yes? :O

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KenHR

#5
May 27, 2008, 07:28:17 PM
Quote from: flyingmiceReply B: Three men who have never been in my kitchen?

I miss Cheers....

That response was always my standard when I couldn't answer a question in TriBond when the gf and I were big on trivia games a few years back....
For fuck\'s sake, these are games, people.

And no one gives a fuck about your ignore list.


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flyingmice

#6
May 27, 2008, 08:35:05 PM
Quote from: KenHRI miss Cheers....

That response was always my standard when I couldn't answer a question in TriBond when the gf and I were big on trivia games a few years back....

I was hoping someone got the reference, Ken! :D

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Seanchai

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May 27, 2008, 10:12:02 PM
Quote from: flyingmiceThat would be in a forum I don't go into for fear of my SAN score, yes? :O

Maybe. But because of your hesitancy, you missed the thread where they make it against the rules to post pictures with spiders in them because a forum member stumbled upon such a post and got a'scared.

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May 27, 2008, 10:35:10 PM
Quote from: SeanchaiMaybe. But because of your hesitancy, you missed the thread where they make it against the rules to post pictures with spiders in them because a forum member stumbled upon such a post and got a'scared.

Seanchai


Oh my....you're not kidding? Are you.

Its the section that us Ban-ned types can't view - right?

- Ed
The return of \'You can\'t take the Sky From me!\'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUn-eN8mkDw&feature=rec-fresh+div

This is what a really cool FANTASY RPG should be like :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-WnjVUBDbs

Still here, still alive, at least Seven years now...

flyingmice

#9
May 27, 2008, 10:48:11 PM
Quote from: SeanchaiMaybe. But because of your hesitancy, you missed the thread where they make it against the rules to post pictures with spiders in them because a forum member stumbled upon such a post and got a'scared.

Seanchai

To quote the great Pepe LePeu: "Le sigh!"

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Dr Rotwang!

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May 27, 2008, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: SeanchaiMaybe. But because of your hesitancy, you missed the thread where they make it against the rules to post pictures with spiders in them because a forum member stumbled upon such a post and got a'scared.

Seanchai

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#11
May 27, 2008, 10:52:17 PM
Okay, Seanchai.  I...I know you're not kidding.  Right?  Right?

I mean...right?
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May 27, 2008, 11:06:31 PM
Dr Rotwang!
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James J Skach

#13
May 27, 2008, 11:08:07 PM
That is fucking hilarious...
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KenHR

#14
May 27, 2008, 11:38:49 PM
Quote from: flyingmiceI was hoping someone got the reference, Ken! :D

-clash

Cliff and I, there's some kind of connection, like Charles-Burrows-Charles looked at me on a Saturday and said, "That annoying pretentious ass right there...that's what we want our Postal Worker guy to be!"

And I just read the spider thread because I couldn't resist.  Seriously, I'm not one for the cross-board hijinks, but...wow.  This might replace boardgamegeek's Magic Girl vs. Candyland Girl debate as the most pathetic ever....
For fuck\'s sake, these are games, people.

And no one gives a fuck about your ignore list.


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