P'raps the good Mr. Wick could've used this recently:

http://springs1.0catch.com/goodbye.html

(warning: pop-ups be here)

Actually, this random message might as well have been Wick's good-bye:

QuoteGoodbye everyone, I feel that alot of you miss the point of this community. You're all mean bitches. Your soil reaps of evilness. this community would be much better if you didnt jump down every persons throat on almost every damn post. I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there.  

(disclaimer: no disprespect to John Wick intended.  I don't know him from Adam, I just found that thread entertaining.)

Heh.

Here's mine:

QuoteGoodbye everyone, I am outraged! No one understands me. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. Delete my account because I'm never coming back!

It would be nice to have a sticky that keeps track of who stomps and when people stomp off in a huff screaming "YOU ALL SUCK! I HATE THIS PLACE! I'M NEVER COMING BACK!.......I'M GOING NOW.......REALLY!............I'M GONE YOU PIGFUCKERS!!!!" and....when they inevitably come back.

For example don't say "I'm outta here delete my account" on 1/17 5:36pm and then log back in on 1/18 at 1:09pm to see what's going on...


Follow through people...come on you can do it....

Hey, if Serious Paul and Lev are reading this, I think this one started out with them in mind.

Goodbye everyone, Since there has been discussion regarding whether or not my posts to this community are relevant, I have decided to no longer post here. that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. i'm out of here. i am not sad about it either.

I'm never leaving.

On a more serious note this is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for posting a link!

I love this thing.

Yeah this was too good not to share with others.

somewhere else?  c'mon Paul, you could have at least given TheRPGsite credit

Fine, fine I am nothing if I am not humble!

I think the forum software should make it that whenever someone posts a "goodbye" post, it's replaced with,

Ahhh...very nice.

And the avatar...what's that from (not this one, the one over there)?

I am not sure what it's from but I snagged it from here.

Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BITCHES WHO CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT I CREATED THE CREEPIEST GAMER THREAD ON RPG.NET!  HATERS! Not looking for sympathy or anything either. Just pointing something out before I take my leave of this community.

Goodbye everyone, Since there has been discussion regarding whether or not my posts to this community are relevant, I have decided to no longer post here. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. To the rest, enjoy your illusions of moral and intellectual superiority. I'd rather waste my time in groups where people actually talk topics. Pig fuckers.

!i!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack posts on indie game designers for games nobody really plays. I watched Luke return fire on a thread he revives which was long dead. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to go....

Regards,
David R

That was decidedly unrandom. I'm sorry, you lose the thread.