Guys, I'm really cheap and if you guys are like me just get your girlfriend an e-card for valentines..
Who knows man, maybe I'll go out an buy her the real deal at Hallmark! haha
Anyways if you guys need to get her something fast give her the ecard http://www.cleaningtips.com/valentines-1.asp (http://www.cleaningtips.com/valentines-1.asp)
Andrew, you're a sad sack of shit. While you're here wasting your time bragging about what a cheap, lazy bastard you are, you could be crafting a finely-honed love poem guaranteed to get your girlfriend to bang you Thursday night. But here you are, being an asocial dipshit. Meanwhile, your girlfriend is watching reruns of "The Biggest Loser" (and, no, I don't mean you), wondering if she's going to have to kick your lame ass to the curb in two nights' time.
Asshole.
!i!
Quotea finely-honed love poem
*ahem*
I love your pussy
so tight
like a gripping hand
massaging my schlong
making it spurt
again
and again
on your luminous face
Profane and funny, Droog. Mind if I use it in my valentine to my grandma?
"If Valentine's Cards Were Honest (http://www.cracked.com/article_15898_if-valentines-day-cards-were-honest.html)" :D
droog is so much more romantic than any other man I've known.
Marry me :D ;)