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The Lounge => Media and Inspiration => Topic started by: KenHR on December 12, 2006, 06:47:32 pm

Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: KenHR on December 12, 2006, 06:47:32 pm
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

I mean...seriously...there are no words...

SOY?

Fucker.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Spike on December 12, 2006, 07:10:08 pm
Amusingly filled with medical misinformation.  Boys ALWAYS hit puberty years later than girls, across almost the entire range of human expirence, soy or no soy.  Given that I haven't seen to many samurai with boobs, I'd have to say that the Japanese haven't expirenced weird biological problems from high soy diets.

Chuck Norris also writes on that site, according to the sidebar. Make what you will of that. :rolleyes:
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: KenHR on December 12, 2006, 07:23:04 pm
Yeah, I'm also wondering how nuts espousing this crap can square such claims with the whole "homosexuality is a choice" line of bull they spew.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Yamo on December 12, 2006, 09:13:26 pm
Now I know why the Chinese are so infamously infertile!
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: RedFox on December 12, 2006, 09:15:40 pm
Quote from: KenHR
Yeah, I'm also wondering how nuts espousing this crap can square such claims with the whole "homosexuality is a choice" line of bull they spew.


You can always choose to eschew soy.  :rolleyes:
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Dominus Nox on December 12, 2006, 09:36:32 pm
Jesus tap dancing Christ, is there no fucking limit to the rabid homophobia some people are driven by?

Someone please shoot me now......
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: PhishStyx on December 13, 2006, 01:20:21 am
Well it's WorldNetDaily, what did you expect? An article filled with genuine facts?

David Limbaugh writes for these people, as does Roy Moore; those two contributors (high-profile among the "let's blame brown people first" crowd) alone tell me everything I need to know about how far right that website leans in it's bias.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Sosthenes on December 13, 2006, 01:58:26 am
IIRC, there _are_ health arguments against eating too much soy. But soy making you gay? Okay, both are three letter words ending in "y", but _if_ you want to blame a food product, choose something French, fer chrissakes...

On the other hand, if Chuck Norris confirms it...
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Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 13, 2006, 07:17:11 am
There's a sidebar ad for a book about "Canada's Revcolution Against Faith, Family and Freedom" and how it "Threatens America".

I say "Whatever, tinfoil-hat", and add this:

(http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/pic200/drp100/p162/p16208w13ww.jpg)
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Post by: J Arcane on December 13, 2006, 12:14:48 pm
THere's another ad for a self-defense book whose tagline is "Should Christians be armed?"

Jesus wept.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: James McMurray on December 13, 2006, 12:18:05 pm
Hey Rotwang! Who's the pic of?
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Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 13, 2006, 12:46:27 pm
Quote from: James McMurray
Hey Rotwang! Who's the pic of?
:eek:

You're kidding -- !

Well, I guess it's not as important to me as it is to -- wait, I mean, not as important to other peop--

Anyway, it's Rush.  They're a band.  They are not human -- they are alien rock gods from the planet Canada*, and if you built a machine which turned their music into world peace, it would explode.


*Coincidentally, one might note.
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Post by: Joey2k on December 13, 2006, 12:48:14 pm
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!
:eek:

You're kidding -- !

Well, I guess it's not as important to me as it is to -- wait, I mean, not as important to other peop--

Anyway, it's Rush.  They're a band.  They are not human -- they are alien rock gods from the planet Canada*, and if you built a machine which turned their music into world peace, it would explode.


*Coincidentally, one might note.

Do THEY eat soy?
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 13, 2006, 01:01:12 pm
Quote from: Technomancer
Do THEY eat soy?
"Red Barchetta", "Spirit Of Radio" and "Tom Sawyer" cannot, by law, contain soy.  Ergo, no.
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Post by: SunBoy on December 13, 2006, 01:42:15 pm
Oh, boy. That guy doesn't even knows how to make pseudoscience sound cool. Doesn't he looks a little like JJ Jameson?

Oh, and...

Quote from: Dominus Nox

Someone please shoot me now......


:verkill:

You're welcome.
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Post by: PhishStyx on December 13, 2006, 01:52:31 pm
Quote from: James McMurray
Hey Rotwang! Who's the pic of?


You. . .  don't. . .  know. . . :combust:
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Post by: kregmosier on December 13, 2006, 02:07:52 pm
"James Rutz is chairman of Megashift Ministries and founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries."

some kickass clinical credentials right there!
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Post by: James McMurray on December 13, 2006, 02:22:24 pm
I know who Rush is. Limelight was a favorite of mine back in the day, although I always thought Tom Sawyer and that song about driving cars being outlawed (New world Man?) were overrated and get too much radio time these days.

I'm just not the type to care or even usually know what bands look like. I'm there for the music. I wouldn't even know what The Beatles looked like if there weren't posters (my wife's) of them in my house. :)
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Post by: Sosthenes on December 13, 2006, 02:29:49 pm
To be honest, it took some time to recognize Geddy in full-fledged mullet mode.

"Fly by night on Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew for yooooouuuu"
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Post by: James McMurray on December 13, 2006, 02:35:02 pm
I showed this to my wife and we decided that our new insult of choice will be "soyboy."

My dad (a vegitarian for over a decade) got a big laugh as well. Then he slipped into a lecture about the scientific basis behind vegetarianism and I dozed off.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Blackleaf on December 13, 2006, 03:18:32 pm
The labs here have disproved this claim about soy / estrogen.  

Don't worry, the soy in your low-fat non-dairy half-caf cappucino doesn't make you less manly.

It's not the soy. :)
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Post by: RedFox on December 13, 2006, 04:02:56 pm
*looks up from slurping chicken chow mein swimming in kikkoman*

Mmf?  Oh yeah.  Totally doesn't make you queer.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: J Arcane on December 13, 2006, 04:06:28 pm
Quote from: RedFox
*looks up from slurping chicken chow mein swimming in kikkoman*

Mmf?  Oh yeah.  Totally doesn't make you queer.
You are an evil man, RedFox.  Evil.
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Post by: SunBoy on December 13, 2006, 04:16:58 pm
Quote from: RedFox
*looks up from slurping chicken chow mein swimming in kikkoman*

Mmf?  Oh yeah.  Totally doesn't make you queer.


Oh god!!! Maybe it makes you furrie!!! :D
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Post by: James McMurray on December 13, 2006, 04:18:24 pm
Quote from: J Arcane
You are an evil man, RedFox.  Evil.


Of course he is, he's gay, right?

This message brought to you by http://www.wnd.com. Your source for all the truth, all the time. If Chuck Norris likes us, we must be good.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Dominus Nox on December 13, 2006, 04:42:35 pm
Quote from: James McMurray
Of course he is, he's gay, right?

This message brought to you by http://www.wnd.com. Your source for all the truth, all the time. If Chuck Norris likes us, we must be good.


is this the place that runs right wing shit that's too vile for rush limbaugh but not vile enough for ann coulter:confused:
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: James McMurray on December 13, 2006, 04:45:51 pm
I was too scared to read the whole site. It's the website linked to in the opening post declaring that soybeans will make our children gay.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: RedFox on December 13, 2006, 04:48:51 pm
Quote from: SunBoy
Oh god!!! Maybe it makes you furrie!!! :D


No, but I hear that if you use excessive hand lotion you might gain a problem with being hirsute.
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Post by: SunBoy on December 13, 2006, 05:24:59 pm
Certain kinds, at least. :p
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: UmaSama on December 13, 2006, 07:48:27 pm
I like soy, just like every leftie out there.:D
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 13, 2006, 09:30:33 pm
Quote from: James McMurray
I know who Rush is. Limelight was a favorite of mine back in the day, although I always thought Tom Sawyer and that song about driving cars being outlawed (New world Man?) were overrated and get too much radio time these days.
*shrug* Naah, it's just funnier if I pretend like it's a big deal.

For the record, here's a photo of The Beatles:

(http://static.flickr.com/28/63418580_b1a6704183_o.jpg)
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: James McMurray on December 13, 2006, 10:30:29 pm
You can't fool me. That's the Rolling Stones.
Title: "A Devil Food is Turning Our Kids Into Homosexuals"
Post by: Imperator on December 14, 2006, 05:00:48 am
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!
*shrug* Naah, it's just funnier if I pretend like it's a big deal.

For the record, here's a photo of The Beatles:

(http://static.flickr.com/28/63418580_b1a6704183_o.jpg)

Holy Fuck! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I haven't thought of them since I was like.... 6.
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Post by: Dominus Nox on December 14, 2006, 05:12:06 am
Guess I'm the only one here who loves Joan Jett.....:(
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Post by: SunBoy on December 16, 2006, 11:40:12 am
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!
*shrug* Naah, it's just funnier if I pretend like it's a big deal.

For the record, here's a photo of The Beatles:

(http://static.flickr.com/28/63418580_b1a6704183_o.jpg)


Shite, mate... I've seen at least one movie with those little fuckers... Los Parchís... Oh, boy, that brings back memories... of the bad kind.
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Post by: Dr Rotwang! on December 16, 2006, 02:11:40 pm
Quote from: SunBoy
Shite, mate... I've seen at least one movie with those little fuckers... Los Parchís... Oh, boy, that brings back memories... of the bad kind.
Few years ago I sawsome photos of Yolanda all grown up.  Cute girl.

'Round the same time, Mexico gave the world Timbiriche, but I don't know if the world accepted.