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Who Is Capable of Becoming A Gamemaster?

Started by jeff37923, February 01, 2018, 04:55:10 AM

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Gronan of Simmerya

Quote from: Sailing Scavenger;1024177How often have you been in the position where you felt like something should happen

Never.

"SHOULD" is the first word a referee should expunge from their vocabulary.
You should go to GaryCon.  Period.

The rules can\'t cure stupid, and the rules can\'t cure asshole.

Azraele

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1024180Never.

"SHOULD" is the first word a referee should expunge from their vocabulary.

I'm herniating myself trying to agree harder with this. I agree with this the hardest I have ever agreed about everything, ever. This sentiment is a fundamental axiom of decent GMing.
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Omega

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1023894I have seen macaroni and cheese on fire off the Tannhauser Gate....

You too huh? One of my players really shouldnt be allowed near a kitchen. :eek:

Omega

Quote from: jeff37923;1023902Does the RPGA even still exist?

God I hope not!

Sailing Scavenger

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1024180Never.

"SHOULD" is the first word a referee should expunge from their vocabulary.

Let me rephrase SHOULD as "it would be fun if the players were presented with an opportunity or problem right now". Unless you prefer a completely reactive world which is inert till the players poke it.

Gronan of Simmerya

I prefer players who don't sit around with their thumbs up their asses until the mysterious stranger in the tavern delivers their singing quest-o-gram.
You should go to GaryCon.  Period.

The rules can\'t cure stupid, and the rules can\'t cure asshole.

Sailing Scavenger

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1024202I prefer players who don't sit around with their thumbs up their asses until the mysterious stranger in the tavern delivers their singing quest-o-gram.

If you read my posts with an ounce of charity we might even have a fruitful discussion.

Azraele

Quote from: Sailing Scavenger;1024203If you read my posts with an ounce of charity we might even have a fruitful discussion.

I think you're reading our resident antiquarian grognard with a touch more seriousness than he speaks.

I urge you to become familiar with the typical posting style of this board before becoming offended or dismissive. The wisdom of a guy like Gronan isn't something to be casually dismissed; same with Pundit, or Chirine, or almost anyone who regularly doles out two-fisted honesty on this board.

He's probably typing something about "huwting your fee-fees" as we speak. But take a stroll down his post history for the longer posts; you'll find sage advice from someone who was present during the birth pangs of our hobby, advice and experience of decades of practice and high-level game thought.

It's on you if you find his style too abrasive to tolerate; I've added a few posters here to my ignore list. The trick to thriving here is figuring out the salt to gold ratio of posters and interacting accordingly.
Joel T. Clark: Proprietor of the Mushroom Press, Member of the Five Emperors
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Ras Algethi

Quote from: Sailing Scavenger;1024203If you read my posts with an ounce of charity we might even have a fruitful discussion.

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Sailing Scavenger

Quote from: Azraele;1024206I think you're reading our resident antiquarian grognard with a touch more seriousness than he speaks.

I urge you to become familiar with the typical posting style of this board before becoming offended or dismissive. The wisdom of a guy like Gronan isn't something to be casually dismissed; same with Pundit, or Chirine, or almost anyone who regularly doles out two-fisted honesty on this board.

He's probably typing something about "huwting your fee-fees" as we speak. But take a stroll down his post history for the longer posts; you'll find sage advice from someone who was present during the birth pangs of our hobby, advice and experience of decades of practice and high-level game thought.

It's on you if you find his style too abrasive to tolerate; I've added a few posters here to my ignore list. The trick to thriving here is figuring out the salt to gold ratio of posters and interacting accordingly.

I'll respond to his snark till he relents and shares some of that wisdom.

Christopher Brady

Quote from: Sailing Scavenger;1024211I'll respond to his snark till he relents and shares some of that wisdom.

You're in for a long wait.
"And now, my friends, a Dragon\'s toast!  To life\'s little blessings:  wars, plagues and all forms of evil.  Their presence keeps us alert --- and their absence makes us grateful." -T.A. Barron[/SIZE]

Azraele

Quote from: Christopher Brady;1024212You're in for a long wait.

Oh jesus, good luck kid...
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Gronan of Simmerya

"Unless you prefer a completely reactive world which is inert till the players poke it. "

Speaking of "an ounce of charity."

Dear Pot,

Quite right, black as pitch.

Love,
Kettle
You should go to GaryCon.  Period.

The rules can\'t cure stupid, and the rules can\'t cure asshole.

jeff37923

Quote from: Gronan of Simmerya;1024202I prefer players who don't sit around with their thumbs up their asses until the mysterious stranger in the tavern delivers their singing quest-o-gram.

I agree. The catch is that proactive players are rare and most often I have to train them to be proactive in the game. Once they become proactive, my job as GM gets much easier because I can follow the players' lead in adventure prep.
"Meh."

tenbones

Quote from: Sailing Scavenger;1024211I'll respond to his snark till he relents and shares some of that wisdom.

/tosses the D.O.N.G. white-belt at his feet