We bring you Nuts, Something, and hopefully Nothing, depending on the whims of the fucking server. And the banhammer. Oh, yes, I have the precious banhammer.
Please enjoy!
Heyo all - it appears I'm now surrounded by chipmunks. You'll notice that we have several off topic forums now, so if you want to speak on something on topic you'll need to go to Nothingland. There's a link to it at the top of every page.
Now about those nuts - any peanuts?
Quote from: PookaHeyo all - it appears I'm now surrounded by chipmunks.
You will roux the day you ever said that, bitch!
Quote from: PookaNow about those nuts - any peanuts?
We are guaranteed to have AT LEAST 50% real nuts in every post. Peanuts are legumes and are just fillers used to increase profits.
Now now Gunhilda - you know that I'm an honest Pooka, and I always tell the truth - particularly when I'm talking about prarie dogs.
Quote from: PookaNow now Gunhilda - you know that I'm an honest Pooka, and I always tell the truth - particularly when I'm talking about prarie dogs.
Oh, now you did NOT just call me a prairie dog. I think it's about time I made myself a Pooka-skin belt!
Gunhilda chases after Pooka, screaming threats about skinning him alive with the banhammer.
Quote from: GunhildaOh, now you did NOT just call me a prairie dog. I think it's about time I made myself a Pooka-skin belt!
Gunhilda chases after Pooka, screaming threats about skinning him alive with the banhammer.
But the banhammer's so... blunt.
Quote from: Sojourner JudasBut the banhammer's so... blunt.
"Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more."
Gunhilda collapses to the ground, laughing far more than the quote deserves, even if it was good in the movie.I love a good straight man, even if he hasn't figured out that avatars have been turned on for everyone!
Quote from: Gunhilda"Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more."
Gunhilda collapses to the ground, laughing far more than the quote deserves, even if it was good in the movie.
I love a good straight man, even if he hasn't figured out that avatars have been turned on for everyone!
Well whatever you do, don't throw Pooka into the briar patch. That would be cruel.
That would be.
"Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more."
Quote from: KnightcrawlerThat would be.
"Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more."
Knightcrawler likes to live dangerously. If his life were a movie, it would have a lot of Kenny Loggins songs.
Quote from: Sojourner JudasWell whatever you do, don't throw Pooka into the briar patch. That would be cruel.
Don't you know my name is Briar Rabbit? So Briar's, nah.. no problem.
Quote from: KnightcrawlerThat would be.
"Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more."
That's what I said. And you can't prove otherwise. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!!!!!!!! :p
Gunhilda dances around, knocking over piles of gaming books with the banhammer.
Quote from: PookaDon't you know my name is Briar Rabbit? So Briar's, nah.. no problem.
I love a good straight man ;)
Quote from: Sojourner JudasKnightcrawler likes to live dangerously. If his life were a movie, it would have a lot of Kenny Loggins songs.
I can think of few things more tragic... :eek:
Quote from: Sojourner JudasKnightcrawler likes to live dangerously. If his life were a movie, it would have a lot of Kenny Loggins songs.
That was in the 80's, now its all Marilyn Manson, Disturbed and Evanescence.
Amy Lee.... :swoon:
Quote from: PookaAmy Lee.... :swoon:
That makes you swoon, hmm?
Gunhilda puts on a clingy white dress and stands on a ledge, singing horribly off-key, and apparently not in English. Or any other known language.
Quote from: CyberzombieI can think of few things more tragic... :eek:
Like
being Kenny Loggins! :eek:
Quote from: PookaAmy Lee.... :swoon:
You and me both pal.
Quote from: GunhildaThat makes you swoon, hmm?
Gunhilda puts on a clingy white dress and stands on a ledge, singing horribly off-key, and apparently not in English. Or any other known language.
You keep that up and you'll be doing film soundtracks yourself. Big market for vaguely ethnic wailing.
Quote from: GunhildaThat makes you swoon, hmm?
Gunhilda puts on a clingy white dress and stands on a ledge, singing horribly off-key, and apparently not in English. Or any other known language.
Got a rat trap here for you chitterbox! :mad:
Squirrel, don't you know how much I hate a skinny brunnete with perky nipples poking through her dress? Damn but those b cups make me barf even.
Quote from: KnightcrawlerGot a rat trap here for you chitterbox! :mad:
Rat trap!?!?! :mad:
Quote from: SniktchRat trap!?!?! :mad:
He meant Mouse Trap maybe?
Nope rat trap.
Quote from: revealHe meant Mouse Trap maybe?
I heard someone once say he had a Mouse Trap game with all the pieces. He was lying. They don't have all the pieces even when they come straight from the factory. It just makes me so MAD!!!!
Gunhilda goes into a fit of rage and smashes a pile of unsold gaming fanzines into confetti.
Quote from: GunhildaI heard someone once say he had a Mouse Trap game with all the pieces. He was lying. They don't have all the pieces even when they come straight from the factory. It just makes me so MAD!!!!
Gunhilda goes into a fit of rage and smashes a pile of unsold gaming fanzines into confetti.
Mine did!
reveal slow motion dives for cover!
Quote from: revealMine did!
reveal slow motion dives for cover!
Gunhilda swings, Matrix-style, catching reveal in mid air, sending him back twelve threads and two forums up.
Quote from: GunhildaGunhilda swings, Matrix-style, catching reveal in mid air, sending him back twelve threads and two forums up.
*comically shakes head*
Oh,
there's my spleen! *yoink*
Damn I have GOT to install the smilies.. BRB, there on this server somewhere.
:killingme:
Not working yet.
Quick note before I hit the hay: Great idea on the sites! It's nice to have y'all back again. :D
:verkill:
Working now. You alright?
Quote from: revealQuick note before I hit the hay: Great idea on the sites! It's nice to have y'all back again. :D
:ditto:
Ah very nice. :blob:
Quote from: Pooka:verkill:
Working now. You alright?
It's working, but can you please remove the "fine without pics" smilie from the initial posting box? It's screws up my screen and I'm sure it's not just me. And it's Firefox.
Quote from: revealIt's working, but can you please remove the "fine without pics" smilie from the initial posting box? It's screws up my screen and I'm sure it's not just me.
Nope not just you but its not as bad in IE.
Quote from: revealIt's working, but can you please remove the "fine without pics" smilie from the initial posting box? It's screws up my screen and I'm sure it's not just me.
Give the Pooka time mortal. You lack patience.
Yeah we're squirrels not miracle workers.
Quote from: BaldrGive the Pooka time mortal. You lack patients.
Well, ever since that back-alley abortion he performed, Reveal hasn't had a license to practice medicine.
Quote from: Sojourner JudasWell, ever since that back-alley abortion he performed, Reveal hasn't had a license to practice medicine.
I think you got that backwards. Reveal is a back-alley abortion.
Quote from: Sojourner JudasWell, ever since that back-alley abortion he performed, Reveal hasn't had a license to practice medicine.
Even teh gods are not perfect...
or they're just fucking tired.
Quote from: BaldrEven teh gods are not perfect...
or they're just fucking tired.
But not tired of fucking! :naughty:
Quote from: BaldrEven teh gods are not perfect...
or they're just fucking tired.
I'd say you're rather energetic for a dead man.
Quote from: Sojourner JudasI'd say you're rather energetic for a dead man.
used to be dead? don't you keep up on the news? you could just ask a squirrel here or there, we know everything already, didn't you know?
Quote from: Thjalfiused to be dead? don't you keep up on the news? you could just ask a squirrel here or there, we know everything already, didn't you know?
They just don't make mistletoe like they used to.
I'm back but where did all my posts go? :confused:
Quote from: Sojourner JudasThey just don't make mistletoe like they used to.
ooh really? let's find out!
Thjalfi helpfully pulls a Mistletoe spear out from behind one of the larger tree branches.Now stay very still, this might hurt just a little bit. Or a lot. Either way, it's in the pursuit of knowledge, and what could be more helpful than a little knowledge?
Good to be back, ladies, gentlemen, and assorted unidentifiable rodents. :)
Though I assume the server is still the same one therpgsite was on, and thus it'll still be blocked from work. :(
But I'll still pop in with weekend RPG questions every now and then. Good to see you have time and energy for running a message board again, Ratatosk.
Quote from: Name LipsGood to be back, ladies, gentlemen, and assorted unidentifiable rodents. :)
Though I assume the server is still the same one therpgsite was on, and thus it'll still be blocked from work. :(
But I'll still pop in with weekend RPG questions every now and then. Good to see you have time and energy for running a message board again, Ratatosk.
It is more a group effort this time. :)
Quote from: HreidmarIt is more a group effort this time. :)
Sounds suspiciously like
communism!
Quote from: Sojourner JudasSounds suspiciously like communism!
Better dead than red!!
Quote from: Sojourner JudasSounds suspiciously like communism!
Well, that would be just smurfy wouldn't it?
Quote from: Sojourner JudasSounds suspiciously like communism!
See these?
Thjalfi holds up a pair of acorns.These are my nuts. Anyone who tries to take my nuts is gonna get bit in theirs.
Quote from: BuffyI'm back but where did all my posts go? :confused:
BelchThey were delicious! :D
Hreidmar lites a cigar with his flamethrower and blows smoke Sojourners way.
You know I do have bigger things than this flamethrower? I just like working with flames.
Quote from: HreidmarHreidmar lites a cigar with his flamethrower and blows smoke Sojourners way.
You know I do have bigger things than this flamethrower? I just like working with flames.
Something can be said for the smell of napalm in the morning...
Quote from: AndvariBelch
They were delicious! :D
Thanks. I just wanted to know where they went. I'm glad you enjoyed them.;)
Quote from: BuffyThanks. I just wanted to know where they went. I'm glad you enjoyed them.;)
Roasted and toasted them my dear. :)
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It's good to be back
Turlough blesses us, everyone.
eh heh heh heh heh heh... http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=173080 :)
Here's me staring in amazement at the greatness of youze all
Quote from: BOZeh heh heh heh heh heh... http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=173080 (http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=173080) :)
Amusing. :heh:
Quote from: Technicolor DreamcoatHere's me staring in amazement at the greatness of youze all
I see too much staring, and not enough worshiping!
Oddveig throws a nut at Dreamcoat.So get with worshiping an' stuff, already! :mad:
I really like the visuals of the new site. It hearkens back to the days of old, but is still new and different.
Quote from: BOZeh heh heh heh heh heh... http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=173080 (http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=173080) :)
Now thats funny! The havoc that its causing. :heh:
Quote from: KnightcrawlerNow thats funny! The havoc that its causing. :heh:
The lack of senses of humour there is rather amazing. Granted, it's only the most mildly of amusing pranks to begin with, but the over-the-top reaction is somewhat worth it.
heheheh... like i said. ;)