The truly pathetic part about those "new-new warriors" is...it could have worked.
Essentially these are second-rate superheroes. Yet they are expected to get the job done. But how?
Screentime: Gained his abilities after an experiment to make the Internet more accessible- by using a special receiver/transmitter- somehow made his brain into what amounts to a USB wifi plugin. He can access the Internet almost anywhere except where the signal is blocked or in certain isolated areas. He can "download" information and usually apply it: computer repair, auto repair, location, even fighting to an extent (skill but no extra physical ability). However, he can only use one thing at a time and must avoid information overload.
B-Negative. Good pun, actually. Lose the stupid cape and hair. A vampire, but decided to reclaim her soul. Has normal vampire abilities, can endure sunlight but is badly weakened. She was the result of vampiric traits being passed down by birth, so she will never enter a relationship nor have children since they may suffer what she has to deal with. Fears bloodlust overcoming her. Only support from her friends keeps her going, so she is torn and moody.
Snowflake and Safespace. Lose the stupid outfits. They can do what their names imply: Snowflake has cryogenic ability and Safespace can, given just a little time, literally create extra-dimensional refuges.
Trailblazer. Her magic backpack can conjure anything that can fit in it: food, water, medicine, antivenin, rope, tools, parts (e.g. a computer component, a small car part, etc.).
Their normal lives are quite mundane, and since they seem to be very young they must deal with the changes that come with that time. Again, they are not much, yet by careful and intelligent use of their abilities can accomplish quite a bit.
And that's key here. Unlike most superheroes who are just plain able to bulldoze through trouble, these must be more savvy and deal with trouble that none of them can just go right through, and much of the comic deals with them learning this, they in fact failing or only partially succeeding as they learn and get better at it- a collective Hero's Journey.
But no, guess Kibblesmith is too busy threatening with a baseball bat to consider what he could actually do here. And that is a pity to any artist.