Yes, SJWs ARE Fascists

[Shasarak]

Who controls the British Pound, who keeps the Metric system down?

Protestants do, Protestants do.

[Ghostmaker]

I still think the tale of the Defenstration of Prague is one of the hands-down most fucking hilarious things I've ever heard, even though it led to some of the ugliest warfare seen in Europe until World War 1.

[Shasarak]

If you dont have a Helicopter then you have to make do with what you do have.

[Ghostmaker]

If you dont have a Helicopter then you have to make do with what you do have.

Well yeah, but when they tossed the Protestants off the battlements, they survived by landing in a heap of dung left outside the castle.

It might've been less than impressive, but they DID survive, and the Protestants hailed it as a miracle.

Just goes to show: all the details matter. Even where you left the manure

[consolcwby]

So wikipedia says "Philipp Melanchthon, a close theological ally of Martin Luther, had arranged for Rheticus to visit several astronomers and study with them. Rheticus became Copernicus's pupil, staying with him for two years and writing a book, Narratio prima (First Account), outlining the essence of Copernicus's theory"

That does not really sound to me like Melanchthon actively suppressing the writing of Copernicus.  The opposite really.

Shush. PBS and liberal professors who write history books never go into such details like facts! Let him hate protestants or religious folks who don't follow the ways of men. Facts never enter into these kinds of things anyway. Take the History Channel approach and just say "You're wrong, because - ALIENS!" 

Facts never enter into these kinds of things anyway. Take the theRPGsite approach and just say "You're wrong, because - MARXISTS!

Sounds pretty fucking stupid, doesn't it?

Only if you mean Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo!