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Author Topic: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees  (Read 550 times)

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man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« on: October 11, 2021, 01:52:15 PM »
What the actual fuck!?

I don't know what else to say.

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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2021, 02:08:55 PM »
Attempting to rob a store with distinctive tattoos on full display? Not very bright, huh? Makes you wonder if he was on drugs or something.

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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2021, 02:14:25 PM »
I would have expected claw/claw/bite.

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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2021, 02:15:56 PM »
I would have expected claw/claw/bite.

exactly  ;D
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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2021, 03:50:16 PM »
Fortunately the store owner was not a commoner and could take the hit point of damage.

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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2021, 04:16:15 PM »
Fortunately the store owner was not a commoner and could take the hit point of damage.
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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2021, 04:45:13 PM »
Looks like he got bit around the meat of the thumb.  Natural place to bite if someone was behind you with their arm around your chest/shoulders/neck.  Guy probably stole something and the employee tried to stop him physically.
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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2021, 12:02:52 AM »
Oh sorry, I thought this was a job ad wanting someone to beat up people in a game store. My bad.
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Re: man wanted for BITING and assaulting Game Store Employees
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2021, 12:54:51 AM »
Oh sorry, I thought this was a job ad wanting someone to beat up people in a game store. My bad.
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