For the last two weeks EDs in the central Florida area have been hit with a Covid surge. No, not a bunch of people on ventilators...in fact, most of them don't require any significant interventions at all. So what's the issue? Testing. Every jackass is rushing into EDs for testing thinking it's somehow going to move faster than the testing centers. It doesn't. Anyone showing only minor (or no) symptoms gets tagged as Acuity 5 (the least severe category) and might have to then sit for hours in an overcrowded waiting area until the staff is available to swab them, do the required initial assessment (including vital signs), have registration (billing dept) verfiy their information (not that most of the uninsured are ever going to pay), and then get discharged. At that point, they still don't have an answer--they need to log into a web app to find out if they are positive or not. Sometimes the same person will come in again for retesting only a few days later (current record at my site is four visits for testing in 10 days). Hilariously, these people expect to have meals served to them while they're piled up in the ED lobby, and they make other outrageous demands on a regular basis too. On Sunday, I was heading into work and saw that the two local testing centers I passed by had signs saying "open Monday-Saturday." Sure enough, we had a shit-load of "testees" show up, and it makes it hard to focus resources where they need to be, since EMTALA says we can't turn them away.