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Title: There are Motherfucking Gnomes on this Motherfucking Pen
Post by: RPGPundit on March 27, 2011, 01:27:33 AM
Gnomes Rule the Corporate World
or "Gnomes On A Pen"

I think I may have mentioned to you guys before that I had long suspected that Jong worked for Mr. Scorpio, from that Simpsons episode. His company, in the free trade zone here in Montevideo, is just too good to be true in terms of pay and benefits, and rarely a week goes by that Jong didn't sing its praises.

Well, now, the Wench has joined the ranks of that company's employees.  But she has been working there not a month, and already she has uncovered the real truth. It is not a kindly old Mr. Scorpio, some bondish supervillain who merely wants to blow up France and conquer the east coast, which is behind the company where Jong and The Wench work, no, its the GNOMES.

My proof? The other day, The Wench innocently offered, when people were talking about how they needed to buy a kettle for the lunchroom, to bring our old electric kettle. We don't use it, and it was no problem for her or us. Her supervisor immediately rewards her team spirit, by offering her this as a prize:



That's right, its a GNOME. A GNOME, ON A MOTHERFUCKING PEN!!

Now we know who's running the show there. And clearly, the Gnomes have nothing more than murder in mind, as usual. Because let me tell you, that gnome hat point is fucking SHARP. When I showed the pen accusingly at Jong, he suffered a major injury, a Gnome Pen Hat-tip Related Stabbing in the Hand.  Fucker deserves it though, working for the Gnomes all these years.

The Wench and I have decided meanwhile, after carefully consulting the scriptures, that she's going to stay on there, in the hopes of rooting out the Gnomes and taking them out from within.

But all of you, be wary; the Gnomes may have secretly infiltrated your corporate structure too! You might think you're working for The Man, when you're really working for THE GNOMES.

RPGPundit

(March 27, 2010)
Title: There are Motherfucking Gnomes on this Motherfucking Pen
Post by: Ian Warner on March 28, 2011, 01:19:13 PM
Scary!
Title: There are Motherfucking Gnomes on this Motherfucking Pen
Post by: RPGPundit on March 31, 2011, 09:01:44 PM
Indeed!

RPGPundit