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I despise gnomes...
You fool, Freemasonry has since its inception been dedicated to the fight against the Gnome. Anyone who says otherwise has fallen for Gnomish counter-propaganda.
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Quote from: RPGPundit;505496You fool, Freemasonry has since its inception been dedicated to the fight against the Gnome. Anyone who says otherwise has fallen for Gnomish counter-propaganda.
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And that's exactly what you want us to believe, you shameless gnome-lover!!!
I think my record stands for itself. I would defy anyone to point out how I have not been relentless in my battle against the gnomish menace!
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Quote from: RPGPundit;506666I think my record stands for itself. I would defy anyone to point out how I have not been relentless in my battle against the gnomish menace!
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Exactly what a Machiavellian gnome agent would say!
If you take the name "Ronnie", remove the R and the I, swap O with first N, and exchange the next N for M, and you put G in the beginning, it will spell GNOME.
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Coming up next: Calculating the date of Apocalypse.
Quote from: Rincewind1;507245If you take the name "Ronnie", remove the R and the I, swap O with first N, and exchange the next N for M, and you put G in the beginning, it will spell GNOME.
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Coming up next: Calculating the date of Apocalypse.
Immanentize the eschaton!
(I said shag, shag, shag some more!)
Quote from: thedungeondelver;507313Immanentize the eschaton!
(I said shag, shag, shag some more!)
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Quote from: Rincewind1;507245If you take the name "Ronnie", remove the R and the I, swap O with first N, and exchange the next N for M, and you put G in the beginning, it will spell GNOME..
EXACTLY!!
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Oh my God. How could I have been so BLIND?! :jaw-dropping:
It gets worse. "GNS" is just a code for "GNome Supremacy".
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Using the recent Internet attacks as a good distraction for one of my own, I had managed to break into top secret gnomish compound, and located a file that could perhaps destroy this menace, once and for all.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - The F, I mean, Gnomes Business Plan.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Gnomes_plan.png)
Quote from: Rincewind1;508871Using the recent Internet attacks as a good distraction for one of my own, I had managed to break into top secret gnomish compound, and located a file that could perhaps destroy this menace, once and for all.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you - The F, I mean, Gnomes Business Plan.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Gnomes_plan.png)
This is the plan they WANTED you to see...
The real plan does involve stealing underpants; but what the Gnomes call "profit" is really nothing like what humans can imagine.
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