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Started by RPGPundit, January 29, 2010, 03:05:59 PM

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Quote from: Daniel;363671Gnomination:Your characters win a trip to the famous choclate and red shoes company!Will they come back?(could also be used to parody Willy Wonka and the Choclate factory,yet not necesarily.)

Hah! That's a good one. I always knew those Oompa-loompas were not to be trusted!

But... are they Gnomes? or something else... and if not, what is their relation to the REAL gnomes?

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Quote from: RPGPundit;363882Hah! That's a good one. I always knew those Oompa-loompas were not to be trusted!

But... are they Gnomes? or something else... and if not, what is their relation to the REAL gnomes?

RPGPundit

They are merly hirleings,yet still as evil and cruel...those smiling faces mean danger.
The solution to every single problem in your life.

Veggies are good for your health.

Fossilized ketchup.

Daniel

How the Grinch stole Christmas-Do you actually think he did it alone?

Santa may even come to the brawl here.
The solution to every single problem in your life.

Veggies are good for your health.

Fossilized ketchup.

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There Can Be Only Gnome: Throughout time immortal gnomes have been slaughtering each other in a drive to be the last one standing and receive the Ultimate Mutation.  Don't get in the way.
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Quote from: winkingbishop;364892There Can Be Only Gnome: Throughout time immortal gnomes have been slaughtering each other in a drive to be the last one standing and receive the Ultimate Mutation.  Don't get in the way.

Hmm, I don't know... its a concept with a certain appeal, but there's a couple of points:
1. Gnomes don't get  mutations. Mutations are what happens to humans who get too much direct contact with gnomes or their byproducts.

2. If the Gnomes have had a quest throughout history for a "prize", it should probably involve slaughtering all humans, not each other.

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winkingbishop

Quote from: RPGPundit;364993Hmm, I don't know... its a concept with a certain appeal, but there's a couple of points:
1. Gnomes don't get  mutations. Mutations are what happens to humans who get too much direct contact with gnomes or their byproducts.

2. If the Gnomes have had a quest throughout history for a "prize", it should probably involve slaughtering all humans, not each other.

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True enough.  I'm sure you can figure out a way to make it work.  :)
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Narf the Mouse

Gnome's Eleven: The Eleven Gnomes, murderers of high repute (Among gnomes) are gathering to descend upon a Reno Casino to slaughter all the humans inside. You have eleven hours to stop them. The only problem is, one of your members has been unjustly thrown in jail for eleven days by the ignorant, after smashing some so-called "garden gnomes".

Break your friend out, erase the evidence, stop the gnomes - And figure out what's with all the "elevens".

Before a hundred and eleven humans break even.
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That's a great one.

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