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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2010, 06:33:16 pm »
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Hah! That's a good one. I always knew those Oompa-loompas were not to be trusted!

But... are they Gnomes? or something else... and if not, what is their relation to the REAL gnomes?

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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2010, 07:06:02 am »
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Hah! That's a good one. I always knew those Oompa-loompas were not to be trusted!

But... are they Gnomes? or something else... and if not, what is their relation to the REAL gnomes?

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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2010, 07:15:55 am »
How the Grinch stole Christmas-Do you actually think he did it alone?

Santa may even come to the brawl here.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2010, 03:45:12 pm »
There Can Be Only Gnome: Throughout time immortal gnomes have been slaughtering each other in a drive to be the last one standing and receive the Ultimate Mutation.  Don't get in the way.
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2010, 08:21:53 am »
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There Can Be Only Gnome: Throughout time immortal gnomes have been slaughtering each other in a drive to be the last one standing and receive the Ultimate Mutation.  Don't get in the way.


Hmm, I don't know... its a concept with a certain appeal, but there's a couple of points:
1. Gnomes don't get  mutations. Mutations are what happens to humans who get too much direct contact with gnomes or their byproducts.

2. If the Gnomes have had a quest throughout history for a "prize", it should probably involve slaughtering all humans, not each other.

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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2010, 09:07:09 am »
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Hmm, I don't know... its a concept with a certain appeal, but there's a couple of points:
1. Gnomes don't get  mutations. Mutations are what happens to humans who get too much direct contact with gnomes or their byproducts.

2. If the Gnomes have had a quest throughout history for a "prize", it should probably involve slaughtering all humans, not each other.

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True enough.  I'm sure you can figure out a way to make it work.  :)
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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2010, 01:34:44 pm »
Gnome's Eleven: The Eleven Gnomes, murderers of high repute (Among gnomes) are gathering to descend upon a Reno Casino to slaughter all the humans inside. You have eleven hours to stop them. The only problem is, one of your members has been unjustly thrown in jail for eleven days by the ignorant, after smashing some so-called "garden gnomes".

Break your friend out, erase the evidence, stop the gnomes - And figure out what's with all the "elevens".

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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2010, 09:53:52 pm »
That's a great one.

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