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Nazi Gnomes In Open View

Started by RPGPundit, October 15, 2010, 12:06:39 AM

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The Gnomish Menace Revealed

The Wench was the first to send me the news, later an intrepid Proxy posted a link about it on an earlier blog entry.

Now I present it to you all: incontrovertible evidence that the Gnomes are secretly supporters of the Nazi ideology! Witness:





NAZI GNOMES!
Right in the heart of Germany!

Yes, it is true, but a little known fact that the "superman" that the Nazis had hoped to create "living space" for turned out to be the Gnome. Contacted by the Thule Society and the dark rituals of Himmler's SS, the Gnomish Supernazis caused horror and repulsion in even most of the German Nazi hierarchy. It was what led Hitler to lose what little was left of his mind by then.

You see, the Gnomes believe they are the "master race", and they have a "final solution"... for us all.

The last time around, the Gnomish Supernazis were only stopped by the teamwork of a crack squad of international anti-gnomish commandos led by Aleister Crowley, Alan Turing, and Ernest Hemingway.

But who will be able to save us now?

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(orginally posted October 15, 2009)
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So is the gold one the leader gnome? Kind of like Daleks?
"No one move a muscle as the dead come home." --Shriekback

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I believe so, yes. Although with Gnomes you can never know, he might just be a decoy.

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Benoist

OR the Gold Gnome is just an exhibitionist, one of those special snowflakes who want to stand out at all cost, i.e. an enemy of the people, who needs to be shot publicly.

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Quote from: Benoist;410349OR the Gold Gnome is just an exhibitionist, one of those special snowflakes who want to stand out at all cost, i.e. an enemy of the people, who needs to be shot publicly.

Um.. ALL Gnomes are enemies of the people.

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Benoist


EBM

Quote from: RPGPundit;409827The Gnomish Menace Revealed

The Wench was the first to send me the news, later an intrepid Proxy posted a link about it on an earlier blog entry.

Now I present it to you all: incontrovertible evidence that the Gnomes are secretly supporters of the Nazi ideology! Witness:





NAZI GNOMES!
Right in the heart of Germany!

Yes, it is true, but a little known fact that the "superman" that the Nazis had hoped to create "living space" for turned out to be the Gnome. Contacted by the Thule Society and the dark rituals of Himmler's SS, the Gnomish Supernazis caused horror and repulsion in even most of the German Nazi hierarchy. It was what led Hitler to lose what little was left of his mind by then.

You see, the Gnomes believe they are the "master race", and they have a "final solution"... for us all.

The last time around, the Gnomish Supernazis were only stopped by the teamwork of a crack squad of international anti-gnomish commandos led by Aleister Crowley, Alan Turing, and Ernest Hemingway.

But who will be able to save us now?

RPGPundit

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(orginally posted October 15, 2009)

Simon Cowell, Lady Ga Ga and Russell Brand

RPGPundit

Quote from: EBM;411604Simon Cowell, Lady Ga Ga and Russell Brand

Nope, all three are Gnomes.

Well, actually Lady Ga Ga is a golem created by dark gnomish magic, but essentially the same problem.

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EBM

Quote from: RPGPundit;412055Nope, all three are Gnomes.

Well, actually Lady Ga Ga is a golem created by dark gnomish magic, but essentially the same problem.

RPGPundit

They are everywhere!

RPGPundit

There is no escape!!

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ARROWS OF INDRA
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