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John Sergeant's Daring One Show Journalism- The History of Garden Gnomes

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Ian Warner:
Just seen John Sergeant's expose on the Garden Gnomes trend.

Seriously it was like watching a comic version of Call of Cthullhu with Sergeant starting all niavie and slowly being corrupted by Gnomish influence.

Though apparently the inventor of the garden gnomes had smart daughters. On his death they picked up some sledgehammers and smashed every gnome in the garden except one which is now worth over £1 million!

RPGPundit:
I assume you mean smart in the sense that they somehow resisted Gnomish corruption, and desperately attempted to destroy the horror that their father had wrought in his dark pact with the Gnomes.  They ultimately failed, as it was too late, and I assume that sometime thereafter were Gnomemurdered, but they should be remembered as valiant martyrs, just as their father should be remembered as a traitor to humanity.

RPGPundit

Ian Warner:
I think the traitor decived them and burried the survivor somewhere.

He's now in a bell jar on the current Lord's desk.

RPGPundit:

--- Quote from: Ian Warner;448500 ---I think the traitor decived them and burried the survivor somewhere.

He's now in a bell jar on the current Lord's desk.
--- End quote ---


Sorry, what? I don't quite follow here...

RPGPundit

Ian Warner:
The Gnome not the traitor :S

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