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Title: John Sergeant's Daring One Show Journalism- The History of Garden Gnomes
Post by: Ian Warner on March 23, 2011, 03:59:12 PM
Just seen John Sergeant's expose on the Garden Gnomes trend.

Seriously it was like watching a comic version of Call of Cthullhu with Sergeant starting all niavie and slowly being corrupted by Gnomish influence.

Though apparently the inventor of the garden gnomes had smart daughters. On his death they picked up some sledgehammers and smashed every gnome in the garden except one which is now worth over £1 million!
Title: John Sergeant's Daring One Show Journalism- The History of Garden Gnomes
Post by: RPGPundit on March 25, 2011, 12:59:14 AM
I assume you mean smart in the sense that they somehow resisted Gnomish corruption, and desperately attempted to destroy the horror that their father had wrought in his dark pact with the Gnomes.  They ultimately failed, as it was too late, and I assume that sometime thereafter were Gnomemurdered, but they should be remembered as valiant martyrs, just as their father should be remembered as a traitor to humanity.

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Title: John Sergeant's Daring One Show Journalism- The History of Garden Gnomes
Post by: Ian Warner on March 28, 2011, 01:21:03 PM
I think the traitor decived them and burried the survivor somewhere.

He's now in a bell jar on the current Lord's desk.
Title: John Sergeant's Daring One Show Journalism- The History of Garden Gnomes
Post by: RPGPundit on April 05, 2011, 04:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ian Warner;448500
I think the traitor decived them and burried the survivor somewhere.

He's now in a bell jar on the current Lord's desk.


Sorry, what? I don't quite follow here...

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Title: John Sergeant's Daring One Show Journalism- The History of Garden Gnomes
Post by: Ian Warner on April 08, 2011, 03:00:09 AM
The Gnome not the traitor :S