Nazi Gnomes In Open View

[RPGPundit]

The Gnomish Menace Revealed

The Wench was the first to send me the news, later an intrepid Proxy posted a link about it on an earlier blog entry.

Now I present it to you all: incontrovertible evidence that the Gnomes are secretly supporters of the Nazi ideology! Witness:





NAZI GNOMES!
Right in the heart of Germany!

Yes, it is true, but a little known fact that the "superman" that the Nazis had hoped to create "living space" for turned out to be the Gnome. Contacted by the Thule Society and the dark rituals of Himmler's SS, the Gnomish Supernazis caused horror and repulsion in even most of the German Nazi hierarchy. It was what led Hitler to lose what little was left of his mind by then.

You see, the Gnomes believe they are the "master race", and they have a "final solution"... for us all.

The last time around, the Gnomish Supernazis were only stopped by the teamwork of a crack squad of international anti-gnomish commandos led by Aleister Crowley, Alan Turing, and Ernest Hemingway.

But who will be able to save us now?

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(orginally posted October 15, 2009)

[IceBlinkLuck]

So is the gold one the leader gnome? Kind of like Daleks?

[RPGPundit]

I believe so, yes. Although with Gnomes you can never know, he might just be a decoy.

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[Benoist]

OR the Gold Gnome is just an exhibitionist, one of those special snowflakes who want to stand out at all cost, i.e. an enemy of the people, who needs to be shot publicly.

[RPGPundit]

OR the Gold Gnome is just an exhibitionist, one of those special snowflakes who want to stand out at all cost, i.e. an enemy of the people, who needs to be shot publicly.

Um.. ALL Gnomes are enemies of the people.

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[Benoist]

Good point.

[EBM]

The Gnomish Menace Revealed

The Wench was the first to send me the news, later an intrepid Proxy posted a link about it on an earlier blog entry.

Now I present it to you all: incontrovertible evidence that the Gnomes are secretly supporters of the Nazi ideology! Witness:





NAZI GNOMES!
Right in the heart of Germany!

Yes, it is true, but a little known fact that the "superman" that the Nazis had hoped to create "living space" for turned out to be the Gnome. Contacted by the Thule Society and the dark rituals of Himmler's SS, the Gnomish Supernazis caused horror and repulsion in even most of the German Nazi hierarchy. It was what led Hitler to lose what little was left of his mind by then.

You see, the Gnomes believe they are the "master race", and they have a "final solution"... for us all.

The last time around, the Gnomish Supernazis were only stopped by the teamwork of a crack squad of international anti-gnomish commandos led by Aleister Crowley, Alan Turing, and Ernest Hemingway.

But who will be able to save us now?

RPGPundit

Currently Smoking: Gigi Prestige Bent Billiard + H&H's Beverwyck

(orginally posted October 15, 2009)

Simon Cowell, Lady Ga Ga and Russell Brand

[RPGPundit]

Simon Cowell, Lady Ga Ga and Russell Brand

Nope, all three are Gnomes.

Well, actually Lady Ga Ga is a golem created by dark gnomish magic, but essentially the same problem.

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[EBM]

Nope, all three are Gnomes.

Well, actually Lady Ga Ga is a golem created by dark gnomish magic, but essentially the same problem.

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They are everywhere!

[RPGPundit]

There is no escape!!

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