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Author Topic: Gnomemurdered 1e FREE Basic Rules!  (Read 1010 times)


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Gnomemurdered 1e FREE Basic Rules!
« on: December 30, 2009, 11:47:29 AM »
(note: This edition of Gnomemurdered has now been definitively replaced by the MUCH larger, more complete, and sexier version that is Gnomemurdered 2e; it is reprinted here only for historical archival purposes. Trying to use it in actual play is not particularly recommended, and failure to support the cause by purchasing Gnomemurdered 2e means that you are helping the Gnomes to win)

Gnomemurdered: The World's Most Basic RPG

Character Creation: you describe your character as anything you want.
Task resolution: in any action you take that has a significant chance of success or failure, roll a D6:
1-3 You succeed!
4-6 You are murdered by Gnomes! Create a new character.

There you go.

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