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« on: August 07, 2011, 12:48:12 PM »
This proves it!



Please feel free to submit more proof.

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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2011, 06:46:15 PM »
Not quite the evil you're looking for but still evil.

(The Gnomes in my Fantasy Setting have females and are matriarchal so that is way off the reality. Mind you it is a backwater dimension.)

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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 11:33:28 PM »
You, sir are an intentional agent of disinformation out to sow confusion so as to make the Gnome's job easier for it.

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 07:08:03 AM »
Disinformation maybe but I think my Gnomes are made out to be much worse than the reality.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 05:44:24 PM »
Nothing is worse than the reality of Gnomes.

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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2011, 06:13:50 AM »
Maybe but things can get a lot more sickening ;)
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2011, 04:27:26 AM »
Little bastards are Satanic to the core.







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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 04:28:19 PM »
Horrifying, and yet its good that such accurate depictions are getting through.

Warn the people!

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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2011, 03:16:49 AM »
Isn't the title of this thread redundant?

Shouldn't it just be "Gnome Portraits"?

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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 12:11:39 PM »
I can't figure out how to post pics so here's a link..

Gnome with AK47: http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/09/30/i-never-got-the-garden-gnome-thing-until-now/

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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 12:24:59 AM »
Krakajak, you've got a point.

Also, that last post proves the danger of the lawn gnomes.  Cutesy-poo and harmless, my ass!

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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011, 06:15:57 AM »
YouTube has clearly been infiltrated. I can't find the clip of Angus Deyton taking out 257 garden gnomes with an AK47 :(
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