Michael Mornard would, IIRC, offer a quest from the Temple of the Eager Virgin to recover the stolen 'Golden Hootercups of Eternal Perkiness'.
Honestly, ever since I read that story, I've thought that it really ought to have been the 'Silk Loincloth of Adequate Stamina' that was stolen. Serving as an acolyte is supposed to be temporary, but now they're overflowing with boys who can't last through the entire Rite of Becoming a Man, and citizens are complaining about the increased tithes the Temple requires for their upkeep.
Sounds like Boyboy needed that loincloth himself.
-Albert the Absentminded