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#91
Quote from: Chris24601 on April 23, 2024, 08:26:40 AMIf I could obliterate one OWoD game line so it never existed I'd nuke... Werewolf. But if I had a second, that would be Mage (honestly, with time, I've realized that lorewise the WoD peaked with Hunter's Hunted 1e and everything else with the exception of adding dhampirs has been downhill).

Werewolf does suck in that its an eco-terrorist Progtard's wet dream. I liked Mage, but The Traditions are just 100% wrong. I'm not saying The Technocracy are right, but FFS, the neurotic, bong juice swilling, crystal-waving hippie sexual deviant asswipes in the Traditions are just so fucking stupid. That and you had morons claiming Nikola Tesla (who is really The Godfather of the 20th Century) was an Aetherite.

The only time the damn game made ANY sense was when they declared 'The Technocracy won'. The Ascension War was stupid and bringing it back into play did nothing but make the game developers look like Neo-Luddites.
#92
Quote from: Socratic-DM on April 26, 2024, 07:20:52 PMEven Ungoliant's a bit ambiguous as it's unclear if she is even apart of Arda and Eru's design or if she is some sort of byproduct of Malkor's corruption of reality.

The best theory is that she and Tom Bombadil were creations of The Music of the Ainur, specifically Ungoliant is the Discord of Melkor. Probably also the Nameless Things that Gandalf encountered below Moria while chasing Durin's Bane were of the same sort. Also The Watcher in the Water in the lake created by damming the Sirranon as well. Tom would be The Music given form,
#94
Quote from: Venka on April 26, 2024, 01:57:30 AMAnd there's no way that's a smart call in the long term, and yet, that's what so very many companies are doing.  Why create "brand unembassadors" or whatever?  How does that help?

The thing is that the entire business is completely pointless. 


That one in the back there is a woman.  Okay, but who even gives a shit?  What difference does it make?  None.
#95
The 2d20 system falls utterly flat for me, for whatever reason it just fails to click in a good way for me and I can't precisely pinpoint why.  SW feels better to me as a system to such a degree that I'd rather do something like Fallout hacked into SW than try to play a Modiphius book custom-written for the setting.  I'll grant that Modiphius has top-notch art and overall presentation, but that's all just icing on the cake.  A snazzy book doesn't make up for middling mechanics.
#96
Quote from: GhostNinja on April 26, 2024, 06:43:07 PMThis is a great map.  I am running an adventure in my Old School Essentials game using this map.  Characters entered on the second floor via the roof (wanted to avoid the gorgons on either side of the front door) and found a room with 6 boxes with perfectly preserved bodies.  Should be interesting.

Thanks.
Yeah, the hard part of running a tower adventure in a world where magic flying exists is controlling the ways in and out. Players love to skip all the stuff the DM prepared.
#97
Quote from: Crazy_Blue_Haired_Chick on April 26, 2024, 08:15:16 PM
Quote from: ForgottenF on April 26, 2024, 09:05:34 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Blue_Haired_Chick on April 23, 2024, 08:10:19 AMBruh, my favorite mythologies are Norse, Aztec, and Japanese. Do you think that Xipe Totec could ever be sanitized?

https://mythopedia.com/topics/xipe-totec

What about Tanuki with their ginormous ballsacks?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.onmarkproductions.com%2Fhtml%2Fslideshows%2Ftanuki-transparent-found-on-web.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=265c2b86e4ccdb3ee12868fc63288812426a1b327fec6231259487e946721234&ipo=images

Of course, all of you already know how problematic Norse mythology is, will all the white people and violence and such!

I don't like Greek Mythology a lot, but that's because it's like a never-ending soap opera/reality tv show where so many mortals and demi-gods get awful treatment for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Didn't the Mario games already sanitize the Tanuki?

Nobody wants to see those balls...

Pom Poko is the movie that proves you wrong.
#98
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Last post by weirdguy564 - April 26, 2024, 08:32:48 PM
Quote from: 1stLevelWizard on April 21, 2024, 09:52:25 AMPlanet 28 is pretty good, albeit a bit basic.

How is One Page Rules? That seems to be the thing everybody mentions whenever breaking away from 40k is brought up.

As for BattleTech, that was a great game to get into. Got the starter set, rulebook, and snagged a bunch of mechs off Ebay and Etsy. It quickly became one of my favorite games.

1.  One Page Rules are FREE.  Just download and play.

2.  One Page Rules are simple.   You can remember the rules pretty easy.

3.  The game is model agnostic.  Use what you have, even paper standup drawn by hand or plastic army men. 

4.  The game is very much made with 3D printers in mind.  Go for it.  I'm designing my own Robot Legion models.

5.  The game turn sequence alternates back and forth between both players.  You won't need to sit and watch your opponent move and fight with their entire army for an entire turn. 

#99
I'm just afraid of more companies copying WOTC's playbook with worse results...
#100
Quote from: ForgottenF on April 26, 2024, 09:05:34 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Blue_Haired_Chick on April 23, 2024, 08:10:19 AMBruh, my favorite mythologies are Norse, Aztec, and Japanese. Do you think that Xipe Totec could ever be sanitized?

https://mythopedia.com/topics/xipe-totec

What about Tanuki with their ginormous ballsacks?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.onmarkproductions.com%2Fhtml%2Fslideshows%2Ftanuki-transparent-found-on-web.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=265c2b86e4ccdb3ee12868fc63288812426a1b327fec6231259487e946721234&ipo=images

Of course, all of you already know how problematic Norse mythology is, will all the white people and violence and such!

I don't like Greek Mythology a lot, but that's because it's like a never-ending soap opera/reality tv show where so many mortals and demi-gods get awful treatment for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Didn't the Mario games already sanitize the Tanuki?

Nobody wants to see those balls...