Emerging briefly from self-imposed exile to report that last week I went to Seattle for a fitness seminar, and while there met up with Raven S McCracken, authour of the famous
World of Synnibar.I had coffee and then lunch with him. When we arranged the meetup I said, "To recognise me, I'll be wearing blue jeans and a black jacket and cap, I'm 41, white and have short dark hair"
He replied, "I have a mohawk."
And you know what, he did.

We made a pair of characters for Synnibar 2, Gonzo and Mort, and duelled it out. After I realised that each hit did 20 points of damage and we each had 200 points and there are no critical hits, I could see it was going to take a while, and we started talking about other stuff.
If even half the things he told me are true, he's had an entertaining life to say the least. Gamed with Gary Gygax, worked for Boeing and after he stopped working snuck in there to use their computers to write his game, had his house burn down and reduced to nothing but his underpants, does martial arts, plays a mix of Beatles and Tool in his band at the Twilight Bar where last Friday a guy came in to punish his girlfriend, shot the bouncer in the leg, killed the girl and was in turn shot dead by the police, and so on.
We had coffee at the Westlake Starbucks, he gave me a copy of his game and signed it, plus some other stuff. Then he took me down to the Pike St Markets, there was a store just for cherries, and the fishmongers have lots and lots of salmon. We had lunch, I had salmon/potato patties with an avocado sauce which was all very nice.
When we met he asked me if I was here for an interiew with Microsoft. "No, I'm a personal trainer," he looked me up and down appraisingly, "and I'm here for a barbell seminar. Then Bill Silvey of dungeondelver.com pointed out your kickstarter, and I saw you were in Seattle, so..."
"Man, this is an amazing world that we can meet. It's so big, it's like 9,700 trillatons. I found that out when I was researching Synnibar."
"Trillatons?"
"Yeah, there are lots of ways to express it. Tera, whatever. I have a smattering of 40 different languages." He said something, "That was Kalahari Bushman."
"So what do you think of other generic systems like GURPS and Rifts?"
"Watered-down versions of Synnibar. Rifts is cool, though. You gotta keep it gonzo. Steve lost his passion, his biggest mistake was making Munchkin, a game separate from GURPS. This took the life and fun out of GURPS, since he was saying, here's roleplaying, and here's power-gaming, as if they're different things. Kevin's a great guy."
"Well, GURPS' latest edition was written by a particle physicist, after all. And this new edition of Synnibar?"
He pulled it out, and said as it thumped on and shook the table, "This is the SIMPLEST EVER." I flicked to a random page, you can be a bat-man and fly with your little bat-wings. There were diseases, under Ebola was Zombie Radiotropia. Radiation turns you into a zombie, excellent.
He has something he calls Constitution, you spend it in combat to hit harder or more often and the like. "Originally I had it as calories, but then one of my playtesters said, Raven, no."
One of his other playtesters goes the other way. "Dude, you don't have any rules for surprise when someone's sleeping."
"Okay I'll put a rule in."
"But it's different if a person's in light sleep compared to deep REM sleep, or third stage. So you need three different sleep surprise rules."
"Three level sleeping surprise?" Even Raven thought that was too much.
He says that he originally made his Synnibar rules on cards as an aid to memory, and you'd play your combat moves by playing cards.
"My buddy told me, that's how you should sell the rules! I said no, that's stupid, this is the pardigm," he gestured to his printout of the Synnibar 2 playtest rules. "Man, I had Magic cards on my hands 15 years early and didn't know it!"
He goes on to say that Peter Somethingorother came to Seattle broke and lived with him, came up with Magic cards, as his company expanded didn't hire his buddies, that as he climbed the ladder of success he kicked it away so nobody else could follow him. "Man, when Wizards took over Gencon, I'd paid $60,000 to have a stand there, he sold it out from under me! I only found out when I was already there. A guy tried to get me a room, the manager came back and told me,
Peter has insisted you are not to have a stand anywhere within 7 blocks of Gencon. I hate that guy, he is my nemesis, I've let everyone know, next I see him he gets a broken nose. I never see him though."
"Perhaps that's why you find it difficult to meet up with him now. You wouldn't get a broken nose?"
"No, he's all of 5'5" and scrawny."
Gaming with Gygax, he says, happened down in Florida in the late 1970s when Raven was at university. "I made a wizard, and wanted to have a sword, Gary wouldn't let me. I said,
but Gandalf had a sword! And isn't all this based on Tolkien anyway? He didn't like that. Then I saw his magic system and said,
hey, Jack Vance Dying Earth, and quoted some of the book to him, he didn't like that either. He was maybe in his 40s then, greying and turning fat, he really wanted to control everything."
"Didn't he used to have groups of like 18 people? You have to stamp down hard with that many players."
"No there were only maybe 10 of us."
When his house burned down he lost all his old artwork and original handwritten manuscript for
Synnibar. "Also my cash."
"Your cash? Not in the bank?"
"Naw man you can't trust banks, I had it in my walls."
"So how have you supported yourself since then?"
"Game writing, and also some other stuff. I worked for Microsoft for a while, velvet sweatshop."
Since Washington state has legalised it, I thought to ask, "Did cannabis play any part in the making of
Synnibar?"
"Of course. But also it was fatigue. I used to work for Boeing, after I stopped I snuck in to use their computers, I couldn't afford one. My old boss winked at it, one day he found me there in the morning slumped over a computer and woke me up. Were you here all night? he asked, I said yeah man random tables!"
Down at the market we met Yakov (I think was his name), a guy of 50 or more wearing a beret and kilt, he called us into the Fedex where he was using the computer, they're making a medieval fantasy film in the woods around Seattle which he was very enthusiastic about, they don't give them the script until the day, he suspects they're writing it as they go. He also uses kettlebells for his workouts and has leaned out a lot, apparently. He was bearded and looked very kingly in the shots he showed us.
Raven also pointed out a guy playing a small piano organ in the street with some political stuff on the side about rewriting the constitution to say that only people can be legal persons, not those evil corporations. And then he took me to a game store in Pike Market. They had comics, old Star Wars figurines, board games, miniatures, and of course rpgs.
Raven then told me about how Eugene Roddenberry, son of the Star Trek creator, was playing Crypt, playing for like six hours and the Cryptmaster had had enough, "but he's Eugene Roddenberry, I can't turn him away!" so "I got one of my girls to unzip her cardigan and show some cleavage to entice him away so I could talk to him."
"Your girls?"
"Yeah at conventions I hire girls in bikinis and stuff, it attracts the gamers."
"Pimpin'."
"Hell yeah. Anyway Eugene wanted me to do a CCG for Star Trek. So I wrote it up and contacted him, he said, sorry dude I don't have the rights, call these guys at Viacom. I did, they wanted $250,000 for the rights, too rich. Now it's a few years on, I figure for the rights plus enough printing to make the price reasonable, I mean $50 is too much for a deck of cards, I need $532,000. I'll do that as my next Kickstarter project."
"Well there are millions of Trekkies."
"Sure, lots will buy it just to have it, I don't care, as long as some play it."
He agreed with my ordering of priorities, of what makes a game session fun,
- people
- snacks
- setting
- system
He was crazy, but not irrational. That is to say, his gaming enthusiasm like his dress sense is not restrained by shame or common sense. If he wants to wander around with a mohawk at 50 years old, he'll fucking well wander around with a mohawk, even if it means he can't get a job - because he'll make a job out of his hobbies of drinking, smoking weed and gaming. Owns a bar and a game company.
His wife's father is a fireman and she does taekwondo, so she's been trained all her life to deal with crisis situations, when the shooter came in she pushed Raven to the ground and shielded him with her body. He said, "She's a woman, and my wife! I must protect her!" so her wrestled to be on top, they were rolling around on the ground as the shooter shot his girlfriend to death. She said, "this is ridiculous!" and got up and started getting everyone out of the building until the cops came to blow the guy away.
The police write about the shootings
here and
here. At first I thought the woman had been killed, but apparently not. It was unclear from Raven's... er, explanation. He said, "the villain is a victim, and the victim is a villain." He said something about the woman being a gold-digger, and the guy an innocent pawn who'd tried to distance himself from her. But... the guy had had a baby with her, which, you know, suggests some degree of involvement. It's also unclear how bringing a firearm to confront her was expected to end well. Essentially they sounded like a bunch of depressingly loser lowlifes so I didn't want to hear the details and changed the topic.
I guess Raven is excited because like his house burning down this is the closest thing he's had to an actual adventurer's typical day :) He's writing a novel about his experience of the shooting, and will do a kickstarter for that, too.
That's all I remember for the moment, I wish I'd recorded it.