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The jump in and play thread (Risus)

Started by Narf the Mouse, October 30, 2008, 05:07:21 AM

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ttagxamm

#30
November 02, 2008, 07:53:17 PM
Tig segues into a mambo arrangement of the Cure's "Lovecats," hoping to convince the Devilcat to seek romance -- don't matter if it's in dreams or in a back alley, long as it's somewhere else, dig?

Crooner 4d: 16
Running: Encounter Critical, online at God City Sandbox
Playing: 2e, Pathfinder
Blogging: Music, Games, Bad Poetry at  Malevolent & Benign

Dr Rotwang!

#31
November 02, 2008, 09:40:51 PM
I'll lose 1 off of "Zorro With Guns", and watch to see what the three-headed dude manages.
Dr Rotwang!
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FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

Narf the Mouse

#32
November 02, 2008, 10:06:54 PM
16 vs. 4? With rolls like that, the Devilcat looses -2d.

The Devilcat stops chewing on Marco's arm and gets a thoughtful look on its face. Then it wanders off a bit and lets out a loud YOWL! A distant YOWL! answers it. 'In the Jungle, the quiet jungle' starts playing from nowhere as it leaps over the fence and prances off down the street.

The door behind you creaks open. Should you turn to look, you'll see a blue-haired old lady with cat ears and tail and cookies on a pan. The cookies smell of dog. You may or may not want to ask.

"Hello, dears. Cookies?"
The main problem with government is the difficulty of pressing charges against its directors.

Given a choice of two out of three M&Ms, the human brain subconsciously tries to justify the two M&Ms chosen as being superior to the M&M not chosen.

ttagxamm

#33
November 02, 2008, 10:35:05 PM
"Who's the fool now, hambone?" Tig needles Marco.

The triploid leans on the gate, rolling a toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other, waiting to be let in.
Running: Encounter Critical, online at God City Sandbox
Playing: 2e, Pathfinder
Blogging: Music, Games, Bad Poetry at  Malevolent & Benign

Narf the Mouse

#34
November 04, 2008, 08:34:12 PM
*Calling Dr. Rotwang. It has only been two days, but this is a very fast-play game...*
The main problem with government is the difficulty of pressing charges against its directors.

Given a choice of two out of three M&Ms, the human brain subconsciously tries to justify the two M&Ms chosen as being superior to the M&M not chosen.

Dr Rotwang!

#35
November 05, 2008, 11:14:32 AM
Sorry, I was under the weather.

Okay!  I approach the gate and whisper, "Why are YOU here?  Have you business here?  And why should I let you in?"
Dr Rotwang!
...never blogs faster than he can see.
FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

Narf the Mouse

#36
November 05, 2008, 01:11:41 PM
(No problem. :) )

The blue-haired old lady blinks a few times, then starts feeding the cookies to the cats.
The main problem with government is the difficulty of pressing charges against its directors.

Given a choice of two out of three M&Ms, the human brain subconsciously tries to justify the two M&Ms chosen as being superior to the M&M not chosen.

Dr Rotwang!

#37
November 05, 2008, 04:10:37 PM
"Oh!  Madam!  Your catfood!"  I walk closer with the backpack held up...

...but I eye her carefully.  Too many surprises around here.
Dr Rotwang!
...never blogs faster than he can see.
FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

ttagxamm

#38
November 05, 2008, 10:16:56 PM
Quote from: Dr Rotwang!;263202Okay!  I approach the gate and whisper, "Why are YOU here?  Have you business here?  And why should I let you in?"
"Tig Harpe, Singer, Dancer, All-Around Razzmatazz.  I'm here for a birthday party," I reply, speaking loudly so the old geezer lady will hear to.  More quietly, "And say, what's yer story?  You come strapped pretty heavy for a delivery boy."
Running: Encounter Critical, online at God City Sandbox
Playing: 2e, Pathfinder
Blogging: Music, Games, Bad Poetry at  Malevolent & Benign

Narf the Mouse

#39
November 05, 2008, 11:32:47 PM
(My bad - Missed that I had something to respond to)

"Oh, the cat food! Bring it in here and set it on the alter!" She says with a cheerful smile.

...Perhaps you shouldn't have taken a delivery for Bast's Holy Catfood Company.
The main problem with government is the difficulty of pressing charges against its directors.

Given a choice of two out of three M&Ms, the human brain subconsciously tries to justify the two M&Ms chosen as being superior to the M&M not chosen.

Dr Rotwang!

#40
November 06, 2008, 12:45:13 PM
Quote from: Narf the Mouse;263460(My bad - Missed that I had something to respond to)

"Oh, the cat food! Bring it in here and set it on the alter!" She says with a cheerful smile.

...Perhaps you shouldn't have taken a delivery for Bast's Holy Catfood Company.
"Eh...my contract -- " I say, digging out a little wadded-up piece of paper, "-- does not cover installation."  I put the bag over my shoulder and point to the piece of paper.  "If you'd be so kind to make the payment of 2000 credits, I'll be on my way."

In response to Tig, I look sourly at the giant devil-cat, then motion to the gun at my hip.
Dr Rotwang!
...never blogs faster than he can see.
FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]

ttagxamm

#41
November 06, 2008, 01:37:38 PM
I shrug, unmoved by the tough guy act.  I've been around tough guys before.  

With a wink at the delivery guy I call out "Begging your pardon, ma'am, but if you could buzz me in and show me where to set up I'd be grateful."
Running: Encounter Critical, online at God City Sandbox
Playing: 2e, Pathfinder
Blogging: Music, Games, Bad Poetry at  Malevolent & Benign

Narf the Mouse

#42
November 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
The giant devilcat wandered off to 'have a good time' and is out of sight, but you can still look sourly in the appropriate direction. :)

"Oh, well, contracts. All that law stuff...Makes my head hurt and then I have a nap." The old cat-lady digs out five 500-credit markers. "Here you go. Keep the change. Buy yourself some nice clothes." She says with a smile.

Tig hears a *bzzzz* and then the gate opens. "Oh, we've heard so much about you and Marge went to one of your concerts once. But Marge is scandalously energetic!"
The main problem with government is the difficulty of pressing charges against its directors.

Given a choice of two out of three M&Ms, the human brain subconsciously tries to justify the two M&Ms chosen as being superior to the M&M not chosen.

ttagxamm

#43
November 07, 2008, 12:04:09 AM
I enter and sidle up the walk, my Ultra Compact Lunar-Actuated Microampliphone in tow.  "Hey there Mo, Shlomo, Giacomo!  How you been, Little Jen?" I give each cat a nickname as I walk by, accustomed to life on the moon where, by law, sentience is universal.  "What's cookin' cats and kittens?"

"Marge never told me she had a younger sister," I say to the old gal at the door.
Running: Encounter Critical, online at God City Sandbox
Playing: 2e, Pathfinder
Blogging: Music, Games, Bad Poetry at  Malevolent & Benign

Dr Rotwang!

#44
November 07, 2008, 10:54:29 AM
Marco pockets the creds and gives the old lady a wink.  Hey, it's Day One stuff from school.  He heads back to his ship and hopes for no mimes.  He can be removed from play if the GM wishes.

Quote"Hey there Mo, Shlomo, Giacomo! How you been, Little Jen?" I give each cat a nickname as I walk by, accustomed to life on the moon where, by law, sentience is universal.

"My name's Brisket!" snarls a surly-looking Prussian Blue.  "What's this 'Giacomo' stuff?!"  

QuoteBRISKET
A surly-looking sentient Prussian Blue cat.  He wears a shabby red collar with a broken jingle-bell on it.  He desperately wants thumbs.

Sentient Cat (5), Surly Damn Curmudgeon (3), Connoisseur Of Fine Catfood (3)

HOOK: Desperately Seeking Thumbs (1 extra die, applied to 'Sentient Cat')
Dr Rotwang!
...never blogs faster than he can see.
FONZITUDE RATING: 1985[/font]
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