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What were they thinking? The RPG art cringe thread :D

Started by Trond, May 13, 2021, 02:15:47 PM

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RandyB

Quote from: Armchair Gamer on May 14, 2021, 10:44:21 AM
Quote from: Trond on May 14, 2021, 10:41:48 AM
This book is called "Viking Age" (not "Sexy Fantasy Vikings" or some such), and the art pieces on the front and back really give me a lot of confidence in this product.

   Avalanche Press was notorious for their cheesecake covers during the d20 boom.

So was Dragon magazine, back in the day.

Chris24601

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Quote from: Trond on May 14, 2021, 12:26:56 PM
I think I'll make new D20 campaign book about authentic viking culture. How do you like this as a cover? :D


Okay, this has inspired me. For my next campaign world the Tieflings are going to be Vikings.

Those aren't horned helmets... they're helmets with holes for horns.  ;D

Chris24601


Renegade_Productions

Quote from: Trond on May 14, 2021, 10:41:48 AM
This book is called "Viking Age" (not "Sexy Fantasy Vikings" or some such), and the art pieces on the front and back really give me a lot of confidence in this product.

-Cut-


Oh, very nice. Kinda wish we had more RPG covers like that one these days.

Trond


Nephil

Quote from: Trond on May 14, 2021, 05:53:44 PM
Not sure if this one is a joke...... :D



"Flex reality" oh, that's the class Flex Mentallo is.

Pat

Quote from: Trond on May 14, 2021, 10:41:48 AM
This book is called "Viking Age" (not "Sexy Fantasy Vikings" or some such), and the art pieces on the front and back really give me a lot of confidence in this product.
At least they fixed the problem in their later books....



;D

Ghostmaker

Elmore's stuff may have been cheesecake but damn if it didn't at least look better than this stuff. Avalanche's covers look suspiciously like photomanipulation.

Trond

Quote from: Pat on May 14, 2021, 06:36:15 PM
Quote from: Trond on May 14, 2021, 10:41:48 AM
This book is called "Viking Age" (not "Sexy Fantasy Vikings" or some such), and the art pieces on the front and back really give me a lot of confidence in this product.
At least they fixed the problem in their later books....



;D

maybe we could blur the titles and play a game of "guess what this book is about".

Has anyone read these? I wonder what the text is like.

Trond

Quote from: Ghostmaker on May 14, 2021, 07:00:28 PM
Elmore's stuff may have been cheesecake but damn if it didn't at least look better than this stuff. Avalanche's covers look suspiciously like photomanipulation.

Personally I am not his biggest fan, but I have nothing against Elmore's type of cheesecake.

Hakdov

I saw this the other day and thought it was a joke.  Nope, it's an Evil Hat game. 


HappyDaze

Quote from: Hakdov on May 14, 2021, 07:20:00 PM
I saw this the other day and thought it was a joke.  Nope, it's an Evil Hat game. 


But... Evil Hat is the joke.

Ratman_tf

Quote from: Ghostmaker on May 14, 2021, 07:00:28 PM
Elmore's stuff may have been cheesecake but damn if it didn't at least look better than this stuff. Avalanche's covers look suspiciously like photomanipulation.

Tracing porn is my guess.
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Trond

Quote from: Hakdov on May 14, 2021, 07:20:00 PM
I saw this the other day and thought it was a joke.  Nope, it's an Evil Hat game. 



Found some superb one-liners from this game

"If you love angsty disaster lesbians with swords, you have come to the right place."

"In this book, you'll find:
Flirting, sword-fighting, and zingers in a system designed for both narrative drama and player safety."


Snowman0147

Player safety?  Are swords going to fly out of the pages?

Joking of course, but it deserves mockery.  I rather have the cheesecake than the virtue signaling bullshit any day.  The cheesecake is more honest at least as it is just sex sales.