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What other hybrid animals would work as nicely as Owl+Bear?

Started by RPGPundit, January 01, 2013, 03:46:19 PM

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Tahmoh

Quote from: RunningLaser;613537A Bullshark.  Body and temperment of a cape buffalo with the head and appetite of a great white shark.

Sounds like the bullette only without the underground part.

Dan Vince

Quote from: Dan Vincze;613662Piranha Frogs and Piranha Swallows while we're at it, because really, any small innocuous creature could benefit from a dash of piranha.

Quote from: Simlasa;613672mole + piranha = penguin-eating ice moles (with ice-melting carbuncles!).
Critters I mean to use if I ever have players end up in the frozen South.

See what I mean? Though I'll grant, the hot-plate was a stroke of genius.

Blackhand

Blackhand 2.0 - New and improved version!

Black Vulmea

Quote from: Blackhand;613687Crocodiles + Hawks.
Crawks.
"Of course five generic Kobolds in a plain room is going to be dull. Making it potentially not dull is kinda the GM\'s job." - #Ladybird, theRPGsite

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ACS

Opaopajr

Jellyfish + Humming bird wings = Humming Jelly. Extremely fucking dangerous flying jellyfish with a high metabolism.

Platypus + Ass = PusAss. A crappy pack animal with excruciatingly envenomed rear hooves and a bad temper. Domesticated by gnomes, just because... Seriously, fuck those gnomes!

Cat + Mosquito = Catsquito. Adorable cat-headed mosquito that bites mammals near their mammary glands in the hopes of milk. Carries disease!
:)

Housefly + Little Yappy Dog = Yapfly. Bloody annoying, buzzes around and yaps, then walks on your food to piddle on it in fear. Carries disease!
:)

I'd be a total asshole mad wizard.
;)
Just make your fuckin\' guy and roll the dice, you pricks. Focus on what\'s interesting, not what gives you the biggest randomly generated virtual penis.  -- J Arcane
 
You know, people keep comparing non-TSR D&D to deck-building in Magic: the Gathering. But maybe it\'s more like Katamari Damacy. You keep sticking shit on your characters until they are big enough to be a star.
-- talysman

Kanye Westeros

Avatar is great for these. My favourites including...

Boar-Q-Pine: Boar/Porcupine, a charging, stocky ball of spikey death.
Bull Antelope: Could you image being headbutted by such a thing?
Gorilla Goat: A huge, lumbering gorilla with horns who eats everything in sight.
Platypus Bear: Probably the same magic which endears the Owlbear.

Novastar

Spider + Cat = Spiders body with a cat-like head; don't know why, but this freaks me the hell out, and has for years.

Monkey + Mosquito = Monkey's body, with giant mosquito head. Swarm tactics.

Pitbull + Hawk = Hawl body, with a pitbull head, with the infamous bite intact.
Quote from: dragoner;776244Mechanical character builds remind me of something like picking the shoe in monopoly, it isn\'t what I play rpg\'s for.

Sacrosanct

Quote from: Novastar;613935Spider + Cat = Spiders body with a cat-like head; don't know why, but this freaks me the hell out, and has for years.


D&D is not an "everyone gets a ribbon" game.  If you\'re stupid, your PC will die.  If you\'re an asshole, your PC will die (probably from the other PCs).  If you\'re unlucky, your PC may die.  Point?  PC\'s die.  Get over it and roll up a new one.

Novastar

Quote from: dragoner;776244Mechanical character builds remind me of something like picking the shoe in monopoly, it isn\'t what I play rpg\'s for.

Sacrosanct

D&D is not an "everyone gets a ribbon" game.  If you\'re stupid, your PC will die.  If you\'re an asshole, your PC will die (probably from the other PCs).  If you\'re unlucky, your PC may die.  Point?  PC\'s die.  Get over it and roll up a new one.

Planet Algol

Yeah, but who gives a fuck? You? Jibba?

Well congrats. No one else gives a shit, so your arguments are a waste of breath.

TristramEvans


thedungeondelver

THE DELVERS DUNGEON


Mcbobbo sums it up nicely.

Quote
Astrophysicists are reassessing Einsteinian relativity because the 28 billion l

Black Vulmea

Quote from: thedungeondelver;613997Hawcodiles.
Toosh.
"Of course five generic Kobolds in a plain room is going to be dull. Making it potentially not dull is kinda the GM\'s job." - #Ladybird, theRPGsite

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ACS

Novastar

Someday I'll sleep again... :eek:
Hmmm, maybe I should update my RPG website with more of the stuff I've been working on, since Sacro has denied me sleep...
Quote from: dragoner;776244Mechanical character builds remind me of something like picking the shoe in monopoly, it isn\'t what I play rpg\'s for.