NEWBIE: "So, explain Traveller."

ME: "You know every SF story, book, movie or idea you've ever come into contact with?  Well..."

NEWBIE: "...if you're about to say what I think you're about to say, you are insane."

ME: "Screw you, punk!"  *punch in the ass*

POLICE: "Okay, hands up!"

JUDGE: "Guilty!"

...okay, you know what?  Most of  that's not right.

Quote from: droogIt's a huge, galaxy-spanning game where just getting a message to somebody could take weeks. Space is big, but full of opportunities. What are you going to do when you can't meet the payments on your ship?

"Aww!  But I wanted to be an interstellar mercenary!"

!i!

"oh, okay, stop yer whining.  come aboard out TL 13 "broadsword" merc cruiser.  (stats)
now here's your gear."

"huh?  an autorifle?  and why does that guy get a PGMP?"

NEWBIE: So, explain Traveller for me.

ME: Well, remember when you were a virgin? How you used to be completely unconscious of the worlds of pleasure and excitement that you became aware of after you began having sex? All of your gaming experience is equivalent to being a virgin and Traveller is all of the wonderful experiences you have after you start having sex.

NEWBIE: You're scaring me...

:eek: :haw:

heh, those Little Black Books should've come in a plain brown wrapper :what:

Quote from: KoltarNewbie Gamer: "No, I've never seen 'Firefly' ."

EdC.: "Okay have you seen the movie ALIEN:RESURECTION?"

Newbie Gamer:  ...