I once ran an adventure where the party's job was to rescue Blackstar (complete with faggoty Trobbits), and get the Powerstar away from the Overlord, who'd finally managed to capture them.
The hero who managed it had all of his stats raised to 25 by the Powerstar, which then split apart into the Powersword and the Starsword, with the Powersword leaping into the hands of the Overlord, in order to maintain the balance of ghey in the Multiverse.
God oh God I suck so much.